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« Last post by firefighter on September 18, 2017, 11:54:59 AM »Dex's Newbies Guide
LPIN BASICS
The game is simple: The ladies are there to sell a service and make a decent living in the process. Customers are there to purchase said service and have a good time in the process. Clients have a budget to work within, and Courtesans have a certain amount they need to make a decent living. So the art of negotiation is going to happen that is acceptable to both parties. For the most part clients cannot control how much expendable income they have on a given vacation. Unless they are a politician that sets their own salary or independently wealthy most clients have a limit. Everyone's limit is different and therefore the range of what people spend on a party is very drastic.
THEREFORE, CERTAIN TRUTHS EXIST
1. NOTHING in this world is free. NEVER forget that rule.
2. REASONABLE offers are not going to be refused. Are you going to get a Benz for the price of a Pinto? No, of course not, so do not expect to get an overnighter for the price of quickie. In other words use common sense when deciding what to ask for within the budget you have.
3. There are certain things you can do to help maximize how far your dollar goes. We shall discuss that next.
HOW TO MAXIMIZE YOUR BROTHEL DOLLAR
Some of these rules are going to seem silly, but trust me, I have seen what happens when people do not do this and it is not pretty. Some folks need to be told these things which is sad. So for those that read this and say, I KNEW that, believe me, some people do not.
1. BE NICE
Nothing will get you further than being nice, fun, and approachable. Most of the ladies are young and enjoy a good time, so show them one. This is one place where a nice guy (or girl) can finish first. Here is an example: During my first trip to Nevada I spent a lot of time at Mustang Ranch. I heard a few of the girls talking about craving an In-N-Out Burger. Because in some parts of the state ladies are not able to leave the house while working so they cannot go get one. So, one day, I bought twenty of them and took them out to the house for the girls. It did not cost me much or take up a lot of time and they appreciated the gesture. You are in the Wild Horse Saloon so offer to buy a drink for the lady. Enjoy some conversation, treat her like you would a date. You are far more likely to get the so often coveted girlfriend experience in her bedroom if you provided a boyfriend experience in the bar. It is human nature folks.
2. BE CLEAN
Dousing yourself in cologne in lieu of bathing does not count. Get intimate with a razor, toothbrush and mouthwash. Oh, and when bathing, that wash cloth is for you to scrub your body with preferably anti-bacterial soap, all the crevices, cracks, and pink places. Then, use an anti-perspirant and only a light amount cologne. Think about what you want to do with her, and make sure she does not mind doing it. If you have a beard, make sure it is trimmed and presentable. I also use shampoo and conditioner on my goatee to keep it soft but that is just me. One thing I do as well, I usually carry what I affectionately call my trick kit with me. It is a small bag of toiletries, lubricants, Viagra and condoms in the event that I need to freshen up or if I need supplies. Never hurts to be prepared.
3. BE PATIENT
The girls see a lot of clients and the Wild Horse Saloon gets busy, but they will get to you. You need to calm down and relax. If you drink an alcoholic beverage (liquid courage) use it in moderation, but DO NOT become intoxicated. The term Liquid Courage is a misnomer! Many Courtesans limit their alcohol intake, so it is advisable to follow their lead since most women do not want to make love to a drunk.
4. HAVE FUN
Do you know anybody that wants to have sex with a boring or obnoxious person? No? Neither do I.
5. BE POLITE
Even if the girl talking to you is not your type and you have no intention of partying with her, it does not hurt to talk. If she asks you to go back, just politely say actually I do not think I am ready yet, but thank you for offering. Remember, the girls talk. If you decide to be a jerk to one of them because you think she was too pushy or not my type or whatever, the other ladies do not hear your side of it. They hear that you were an ass. This extends to the staff as well. If you are impolite you may be assessed an a$$hole tax.
6. DRIVE YOURSELF
If at all possible, drive yourself. I am going to leave it at that and simply remind you that nothing in this world is free. The LIMO driver must be paid and that amount comes out of the negotiated party price.
Ok, so now you got the basics down and you know how to maximize your money. You have driven out and walked in, so NOW WHAT? Read on!
HOW DOES THE PROCESS WORK
At most places, you have the choice of picking a girl in two different ways, a line up or in the bar. I have done both and will now describe the process of each.
LINE UP
In most houses, the line up starts with you sitting on the couch in the parlor and the shift manager, hostess or madam explains the process I am about to outline. They will tell the ladies to come out and the girls will enter and stand in a line facing you on the couch. One by one they will introduce themselves. When they are finished, the hostess will ask you which lady you would like to talk to and you will point her out. The shift manager will put you with that girl and dismiss the rest of the ladies. Your lady will then walk you to the negotiation room. If for whatever reason negotiations do not work out, the lady will walk you back to the bar where you are free to meet another Courtesan. If you want a tour the girl gives you a tour where she determines if you are just looking for a tour at that moment or you are ready to party. There is NO PRESSURE on the tour but tips are appreciated. A Courtesan gave me my tour the first time I was at the Mustang Ranch and she could not have been any more laid back.
The line up is loved by some, but avoided by others. I am not a fan of it personally, because I need to feel like I know the girl before I can have sex with her. That is just me. I cannot just get it up on a whim because the girl with me is hot. I like to make sure I click with the girl (make a connection or establish romantic chemistry), and you just do not know from a line-up if that is going to happen since you only see the pretty package. The line up is also very intimidating because all the ladies are looking right at you and you have to make a decision.
Still, the line up does possess certain advantages in that all the ladies in a brothel on that shift that are not currently in a party will be available for you to pick, whereas in the bar the lady might be otherwise engaged with someone and unavailable to you. Since I go for extended stays, this is never a problem for me as sooner or later the girl I would like to talk to will be available. If a specific lady is not sitting in the bar you can ask the madam, hostess or bartender if she is available.
One word of advice: Do not try to remember all the girls' names. You cannot do it. Find the one you think to be the most desirable and want to pick and remember HER name. That way, you can ask for her by name instead of the awkward point and describe because I do not know her name method employed by those that did not bother to read this post.
BAR, RESTAURANT AND PARLOR
The Wild Horse Saloon is just that, a bar. It is a social environment where you can have a few cocktails and meet some new people. The Wild Horse Saloon is a local's favorite and the prices are very reasonable. You may build a connection or romantic chemistry may blossom during your conversation and decide this is the lady for you. For a wall flower, the bar can be a bit tough, but if you are at least friendly, the girls will approach you. If you are shy, I do suggest telling a lady that when she comes up to you. This way, she does not think you are being rude or ignoring her. Trust me, and I will repeat this several times, honesty is your best policy in a brothel.
If you find a girl you like and click, ask her if she would be interested in going to a negotiation room to talk. Notice how I said that. Do not assume she wants to go anywhere with you. Do not mistakenly assume it is her job to take you anywhere. She is not a slave, she has a choice, so be a gentleman and give her that choice. Chances are if you have been the nice, charming guy that I have mentioned, she may want to go to a negotiation room with you.
So by either line up or bar, you have met your lady and begun the short walk to a negotiation room. Once there, the respectful negotiation begins.
NEGOTIATIONS
First, let me remind you that the rules do not end here. In other words, you should still be nice and charming and all those things. Do not put on a poker face and be an ass because you are talking about money now. Always maintain a friendly demeanor and make her comfortable. Most women enjoy a respectfully flirtatious and romantic man who makes her laugh. Women do not like abusive men so it is a good idea to never display anger; after all, you are there to make love, not fight. There are a lot of ways to negotiate. All I can do is tell you my way of doing things.
A WORD ABOUT MONEY
It is illegal for a lady to quote you a price over the Internet. The only place she can do that is back in a negotiation room, Period. Exact amounts of money are also a rather taboo subject online, even giving a range is frowned upon. The reality is do not expect a Courtesan to quote you a price. And even if they do, there are so many factors that control price it is hard to say if you could get it or not. I will not quote a Courtesan a price but I will say this, I am not a whale, I am not independently wealthy, nor do I make gobs of money. Once a year I plan trips that I save for, and then I go out and have a good time. The point I am making is that I have been able to have a really good time over the years, and I am not a high roller. You can spend $$$, $$$$, or $$$$$ depending on what you are asking for and your attitude.
WHAT SETS THE PRICE
The ladies are independent contractors and set their own rates. Most brothels do have a house minimum too.
What controls the price you get quoted is made up of a lot of factors
Which menu items you request.
Party duration or time limit.
Which Courtesan you choose.
How the Courtesan happens to feel that day.
The amount of traffic through the door.
Your attitude.
Your hygiene and general appearance.
How you treat her.
And a whole host of other factors.
There is no rhyme, reason, or explanation to it. Do not expect to find a price list. Do not expect to understand why one lady is willing to do it for $$$ while the other refuses to do it for less than $$$$.
DOWN TO BUSINESS
Negotiations often get tricky because you and the lady are trying to juggle both price and activity. I do not do that. I tell the lady what I want, and what I have to spend. I always give her my maximum number that I am willing and able to spend. I do not low ball her on price. Again, honesty is king. I say to her: I am not a high-roller, I will tell you that now. This is what I have to spend, and this is what I would like to do. Is that something we can do?
By doing this, money is no longer the object. It is now an issue of what you can get for that amount. If she can meet the number, she will. If she cannot, she may suggest something else you could do with that amount. I have only been price walked one time in all honesty, I admit to low balling that girl a bit only because I had not intended on partying with her and she insisted on negotiating anyway. In the rest of my party experiences, my offer has been answered with ok, sounds good, let us get the money and check you (DC).
When you get that sign, count out the money and give it to her. I like cash, but most places do take plastic.
THE DC
After you give her the money, she will want to check your package to make sure you do not have any obvious signs of disease. These things would include open sores, seepage, puss, or various other signs of infection. Trust me, the process is quick and painless and not quite as awkward as you would think it would be. One thing I have noticed about this is the girls I have been with tend to compliment the fact that I do a little manscaping. In other words, shave or trim your pubic hairs, she does not want hair in her mouth any more than you do.
After the dick check is complete she will walk you a few feet to the cashier to book the party with the house. It takes only a very few minutes. Then she will walk you to her room or whatever specialty room you chose in negotiations; your party begins and you have the time of your life.
THERE ARE JUST A FEW OTHER POINTS I WANT TO MENTION
1. Condoms are mandatory!
2. There are usually intercoms in the negotiation rooms so be tactful. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS ask a girl what her rules are in the negotiation room. Do not assume she is cool with everything. As a general rule, most ladies would rather you do not perform oral on them, do not kiss, and keep your fingers outside her body. But again, do not assume. I usually ask during negotiations. This way, if I hear something I do not like, I can bail.
3. THAT IS IT FOLKS, THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO IT.
LPIN BASICS
The game is simple: The ladies are there to sell a service and make a decent living in the process. Customers are there to purchase said service and have a good time in the process. Clients have a budget to work within, and Courtesans have a certain amount they need to make a decent living. So the art of negotiation is going to happen that is acceptable to both parties. For the most part clients cannot control how much expendable income they have on a given vacation. Unless they are a politician that sets their own salary or independently wealthy most clients have a limit. Everyone's limit is different and therefore the range of what people spend on a party is very drastic.
THEREFORE, CERTAIN TRUTHS EXIST
1. NOTHING in this world is free. NEVER forget that rule.
2. REASONABLE offers are not going to be refused. Are you going to get a Benz for the price of a Pinto? No, of course not, so do not expect to get an overnighter for the price of quickie. In other words use common sense when deciding what to ask for within the budget you have.
3. There are certain things you can do to help maximize how far your dollar goes. We shall discuss that next.
HOW TO MAXIMIZE YOUR BROTHEL DOLLAR
Some of these rules are going to seem silly, but trust me, I have seen what happens when people do not do this and it is not pretty. Some folks need to be told these things which is sad. So for those that read this and say, I KNEW that, believe me, some people do not.
1. BE NICE
Nothing will get you further than being nice, fun, and approachable. Most of the ladies are young and enjoy a good time, so show them one. This is one place where a nice guy (or girl) can finish first. Here is an example: During my first trip to Nevada I spent a lot of time at Mustang Ranch. I heard a few of the girls talking about craving an In-N-Out Burger. Because in some parts of the state ladies are not able to leave the house while working so they cannot go get one. So, one day, I bought twenty of them and took them out to the house for the girls. It did not cost me much or take up a lot of time and they appreciated the gesture. You are in the Wild Horse Saloon so offer to buy a drink for the lady. Enjoy some conversation, treat her like you would a date. You are far more likely to get the so often coveted girlfriend experience in her bedroom if you provided a boyfriend experience in the bar. It is human nature folks.
2. BE CLEAN
Dousing yourself in cologne in lieu of bathing does not count. Get intimate with a razor, toothbrush and mouthwash. Oh, and when bathing, that wash cloth is for you to scrub your body with preferably anti-bacterial soap, all the crevices, cracks, and pink places. Then, use an anti-perspirant and only a light amount cologne. Think about what you want to do with her, and make sure she does not mind doing it. If you have a beard, make sure it is trimmed and presentable. I also use shampoo and conditioner on my goatee to keep it soft but that is just me. One thing I do as well, I usually carry what I affectionately call my trick kit with me. It is a small bag of toiletries, lubricants, Viagra and condoms in the event that I need to freshen up or if I need supplies. Never hurts to be prepared.
3. BE PATIENT
The girls see a lot of clients and the Wild Horse Saloon gets busy, but they will get to you. You need to calm down and relax. If you drink an alcoholic beverage (liquid courage) use it in moderation, but DO NOT become intoxicated. The term Liquid Courage is a misnomer! Many Courtesans limit their alcohol intake, so it is advisable to follow their lead since most women do not want to make love to a drunk.
4. HAVE FUN
Do you know anybody that wants to have sex with a boring or obnoxious person? No? Neither do I.
5. BE POLITE
Even if the girl talking to you is not your type and you have no intention of partying with her, it does not hurt to talk. If she asks you to go back, just politely say actually I do not think I am ready yet, but thank you for offering. Remember, the girls talk. If you decide to be a jerk to one of them because you think she was too pushy or not my type or whatever, the other ladies do not hear your side of it. They hear that you were an ass. This extends to the staff as well. If you are impolite you may be assessed an a$$hole tax.
6. DRIVE YOURSELF
If at all possible, drive yourself. I am going to leave it at that and simply remind you that nothing in this world is free. The LIMO driver must be paid and that amount comes out of the negotiated party price.
Ok, so now you got the basics down and you know how to maximize your money. You have driven out and walked in, so NOW WHAT? Read on!
HOW DOES THE PROCESS WORK
At most places, you have the choice of picking a girl in two different ways, a line up or in the bar. I have done both and will now describe the process of each.
LINE UP
In most houses, the line up starts with you sitting on the couch in the parlor and the shift manager, hostess or madam explains the process I am about to outline. They will tell the ladies to come out and the girls will enter and stand in a line facing you on the couch. One by one they will introduce themselves. When they are finished, the hostess will ask you which lady you would like to talk to and you will point her out. The shift manager will put you with that girl and dismiss the rest of the ladies. Your lady will then walk you to the negotiation room. If for whatever reason negotiations do not work out, the lady will walk you back to the bar where you are free to meet another Courtesan. If you want a tour the girl gives you a tour where she determines if you are just looking for a tour at that moment or you are ready to party. There is NO PRESSURE on the tour but tips are appreciated. A Courtesan gave me my tour the first time I was at the Mustang Ranch and she could not have been any more laid back.
The line up is loved by some, but avoided by others. I am not a fan of it personally, because I need to feel like I know the girl before I can have sex with her. That is just me. I cannot just get it up on a whim because the girl with me is hot. I like to make sure I click with the girl (make a connection or establish romantic chemistry), and you just do not know from a line-up if that is going to happen since you only see the pretty package. The line up is also very intimidating because all the ladies are looking right at you and you have to make a decision.
Still, the line up does possess certain advantages in that all the ladies in a brothel on that shift that are not currently in a party will be available for you to pick, whereas in the bar the lady might be otherwise engaged with someone and unavailable to you. Since I go for extended stays, this is never a problem for me as sooner or later the girl I would like to talk to will be available. If a specific lady is not sitting in the bar you can ask the madam, hostess or bartender if she is available.
One word of advice: Do not try to remember all the girls' names. You cannot do it. Find the one you think to be the most desirable and want to pick and remember HER name. That way, you can ask for her by name instead of the awkward point and describe because I do not know her name method employed by those that did not bother to read this post.
BAR, RESTAURANT AND PARLOR
The Wild Horse Saloon is just that, a bar. It is a social environment where you can have a few cocktails and meet some new people. The Wild Horse Saloon is a local's favorite and the prices are very reasonable. You may build a connection or romantic chemistry may blossom during your conversation and decide this is the lady for you. For a wall flower, the bar can be a bit tough, but if you are at least friendly, the girls will approach you. If you are shy, I do suggest telling a lady that when she comes up to you. This way, she does not think you are being rude or ignoring her. Trust me, and I will repeat this several times, honesty is your best policy in a brothel.
If you find a girl you like and click, ask her if she would be interested in going to a negotiation room to talk. Notice how I said that. Do not assume she wants to go anywhere with you. Do not mistakenly assume it is her job to take you anywhere. She is not a slave, she has a choice, so be a gentleman and give her that choice. Chances are if you have been the nice, charming guy that I have mentioned, she may want to go to a negotiation room with you.
So by either line up or bar, you have met your lady and begun the short walk to a negotiation room. Once there, the respectful negotiation begins.
NEGOTIATIONS
First, let me remind you that the rules do not end here. In other words, you should still be nice and charming and all those things. Do not put on a poker face and be an ass because you are talking about money now. Always maintain a friendly demeanor and make her comfortable. Most women enjoy a respectfully flirtatious and romantic man who makes her laugh. Women do not like abusive men so it is a good idea to never display anger; after all, you are there to make love, not fight. There are a lot of ways to negotiate. All I can do is tell you my way of doing things.
A WORD ABOUT MONEY
It is illegal for a lady to quote you a price over the Internet. The only place she can do that is back in a negotiation room, Period. Exact amounts of money are also a rather taboo subject online, even giving a range is frowned upon. The reality is do not expect a Courtesan to quote you a price. And even if they do, there are so many factors that control price it is hard to say if you could get it or not. I will not quote a Courtesan a price but I will say this, I am not a whale, I am not independently wealthy, nor do I make gobs of money. Once a year I plan trips that I save for, and then I go out and have a good time. The point I am making is that I have been able to have a really good time over the years, and I am not a high roller. You can spend $$$, $$$$, or $$$$$ depending on what you are asking for and your attitude.
WHAT SETS THE PRICE
The ladies are independent contractors and set their own rates. Most brothels do have a house minimum too.
What controls the price you get quoted is made up of a lot of factors
Which menu items you request.
Party duration or time limit.
Which Courtesan you choose.
How the Courtesan happens to feel that day.
The amount of traffic through the door.
Your attitude.
Your hygiene and general appearance.
How you treat her.
And a whole host of other factors.
There is no rhyme, reason, or explanation to it. Do not expect to find a price list. Do not expect to understand why one lady is willing to do it for $$$ while the other refuses to do it for less than $$$$.
DOWN TO BUSINESS
Negotiations often get tricky because you and the lady are trying to juggle both price and activity. I do not do that. I tell the lady what I want, and what I have to spend. I always give her my maximum number that I am willing and able to spend. I do not low ball her on price. Again, honesty is king. I say to her: I am not a high-roller, I will tell you that now. This is what I have to spend, and this is what I would like to do. Is that something we can do?
By doing this, money is no longer the object. It is now an issue of what you can get for that amount. If she can meet the number, she will. If she cannot, she may suggest something else you could do with that amount. I have only been price walked one time in all honesty, I admit to low balling that girl a bit only because I had not intended on partying with her and she insisted on negotiating anyway. In the rest of my party experiences, my offer has been answered with ok, sounds good, let us get the money and check you (DC).
When you get that sign, count out the money and give it to her. I like cash, but most places do take plastic.
THE DC
After you give her the money, she will want to check your package to make sure you do not have any obvious signs of disease. These things would include open sores, seepage, puss, or various other signs of infection. Trust me, the process is quick and painless and not quite as awkward as you would think it would be. One thing I have noticed about this is the girls I have been with tend to compliment the fact that I do a little manscaping. In other words, shave or trim your pubic hairs, she does not want hair in her mouth any more than you do.
After the dick check is complete she will walk you a few feet to the cashier to book the party with the house. It takes only a very few minutes. Then she will walk you to her room or whatever specialty room you chose in negotiations; your party begins and you have the time of your life.
THERE ARE JUST A FEW OTHER POINTS I WANT TO MENTION
1. Condoms are mandatory!
2. There are usually intercoms in the negotiation rooms so be tactful. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS ask a girl what her rules are in the negotiation room. Do not assume she is cool with everything. As a general rule, most ladies would rather you do not perform oral on them, do not kiss, and keep your fingers outside her body. But again, do not assume. I usually ask during negotiations. This way, if I hear something I do not like, I can bail.
3. THAT IS IT FOLKS, THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO IT.
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Brothel Information / Al Pesto's First-Timer's Guide - Part II
« Last post by firefighter on September 18, 2017, 11:44:42 AM »Negotiations
Once you've chosen your lady, you should sit down, relax, communicate to break the ice, and develop a rapport or make a between the two of you before deciding to party. When you've decided you're ready to party, the next stop is the negotiations room. There are three of them at Mustang Ranch. They're pretty much exactly the same, each the size of a modest closet. There's a bench where you can sit and chat, a couple of little tables in the corners, and that's about it.
Now is the time to tell her about your ideal party. What you'd like to do. What you may not want to do. How much time you'd like to spend. Any special fantasies or requests you may have. That sort of thing.
Now is also the time for her to tell you what she is and is not willing to do. This is entirely up to her, and may well vary from lady to lady, customer to customer, and day to day.
If what you want and what she'll do match up, negotiations can continue. If they can't be reconciled, then it's time to say "thanks anyway" and leave the room to select another courtesan.
Assuming things do work out, the next stage is to talk about pricing.
A lady is an independent contractor. What she charges is up to her, and will vary, depending on a number of factors.
Some people like to bargain. It may get you a lower price, but don't attempt to bargain if her initial price is very reasonable. Depending on your personality and style, it may be enjoyable for its own sake. Some simply consider it part of the overall process.
On the other hand, bargaining can be almost like arguing. It can create negative vibes and make you see each other as competitors rather than partners. The money you save in the bargain may not be worth the impact it could have on your party. There are also some who feel that bargaining is disrespectful to the lady. It's her time; who else is qualified to say how much it's worth?
Whether you try to bargain or not is up to you. If you choose not to, it's probably best to tell her that up front. Otherwise, she may begin the negotiations with the assumption that you're going to try to bring her price down. She may also choose to give you a better price if you establish good will by telling her that you're not going to try to bargain her down.
The other way to go about it is to reverse the process. This may be a better choice for those with a limited budget. You can tell her what you're willing to spend, and then see how far it gets you. This could also lead to a sort of bargaining, but again that's up to you.
There really is no set way to go about it. As with just about every other part of the process, a lot depends on what works for the unique combination of individuals involved. Some of the ladies may not want to bargain at all, and it's their right to say so.
However you go about it, the goal is the same; to work towards a deal that satisfies everyone.
Pricing
Pricing is a tricky subject. Numbers can't be discussed outside of the negotiations room. It can be fairly frustrating for everyone. Remember, too, that pricing will vary from lady to lady and party to party, depending on the specifics.
A Pricing Survey was published that revealed the average amount paid by clients for certain types of parties. Although, one client may not negotiate a similar type of party at that price as another client, since intimate parties are very personal. Moreover, the unconfirmed Pricing Survey was simply a guide and clients should not expect to pay those lowball figures, since the client's appearance, cleanliness, demeanor, requests, and appeal toward their selected Courtesan are all factors in determining the actual party price. If you're not nice, you may be accessed an a$$hole tax.
One thing to keep in mind is that the lady doesn't keep all of the money. The house gets a cut, in exchange for providing a safe, secure, and legal place for her to work. The federal government also takes a cut, for more or less the same reasons. The lady is also responsible for all of her own expenses. These include the condoms, regular medical exams, and blood tests required by law to keep the ladies and their customers safe and healthy, as well as room and board, transportation to and from the Wild Horse, and any other incidentals and extras. By the time all is said and done, the lady will end up taking home a mere fraction of the money you spend on her.
The Infamous DC
Once you've agreed on what you're going to do and how much it'll cost, the next step is a DC - Dick Check. While you're locked together in the negotiations room, the lady will ask you to stand up and drop your drawers. Don't be shy; she'll be seeing it soon enough, anyway. If it helps, think of her as a nurse. This is, in essence, a medical exam. She's been trained for it, and does it with all of her customers before every party.
She's looking for any signs of disease, particularly STDs. This is for her safety as well as yours. With all the care that is taken (checkups, blood tests, condoms, DCs, and etcetera), you can be confident that the lady you'll be partying with is clean and healthy.
Paying
You've agreed on the nature of the party. You've agreed on a price. You've passed the DC. Only one thing left to do before the fun begins: Pay for it.
The cashier's office is located right next to the negotiations rooms. The lady will ask you to sit down on one of the comfy chairs nearby while she talks to the cashier.
If you're a boards member, make sure to mention it and give your username. That way, you get other perks reserved just for us (when offered).
You can pay with cash, traveler's checks, or major credit cards (except American Express). If you need cash, there's an ATM at the bar, right next to the Green Door. Credit card billing is discrete, although there's no hiding the amount of the charge. Charges made at the bar (again, a separate business from the brothel) will show up as paid to "The Wild Horse Saloon." There is a small fee for using a credit card, but this is waived for boards members.
The Party
This is the good part. The main event. And the part this guide can least help you with.
What happens here is a private matter between you and whoever is with you behind closed doors.
A few simple bits of advice:
Relax. Have fun. Don't be afraid to speak up. If there's something you want to try, let her know. If she's doing something you don't like, tell her that. If things are going well... Find a way to communicate that, verbally or otherwise.
Pay attention to what she's communicating, too. She's there to make you happy, but you have to respect her boundaries. You'll also probably have more fun if she's happy with you. Work together, and you'll have a lot of fun.
After The Party
What happens immediately after the party is up to you and the lady. You'll want to get dressed, of course. You may want to clean up. You can take a shower with the lady (this would, of course, have to be negotiated and paid for). You can wash up. There's a bidet (to rinse off the essential bits) in every lady's room and VIP suite. As ever, do what works for you.
Once you're presentable again, you have several options. You and the lady can walk back to the bar and spend some more time together. You can book another party (with her, someone else, or both). You can sit around at the bar and see where the mood takes you. You can leave entirely. Whatever works.
Later, you may want to write up a report to share with the rest of us. If you do, you may want to talk to the lady about what to put in it (and what to leave private). The nature of the business aside, the ladies are regular people; many of them don't like the idea of having intimate details about them posted on the internet for anyone and everyone to see.
Other Information and FAQs
Gifts & Tips
There's been some debate about this subject, but most people agree that gifts and tips should be just what they sound like: a little something extra given freely to show your appreciation for the lady and what she's done for you. They are not expected, but they are appreciated.
If you want to give the lady something, you've got plenty of options.
The best option may be simply to ask her what she'd like. Each of the ladies is a unique individual, with her own likes, dislikes, wants, needs, and etcetera. Give her an idea of what you've got in mind, and let her fill in at least some of the blanks.
Cash always works, though some feel it demeans the experience.
You can get gift certificates through the office for the services of Skin Deep (waxes, facials, etcetera.)
Flowers are a little more controversial. Some ladies enjoy getting them. Others consider them too much a part of real life courtship, and prefer not to receive them from customers. Still others are in between; happy to get flowers in general, but not certain types (roses, for example). You may want to ask the lady before calling the florist.
There are plenty of other options, depending on your budget, what's available to you, and what the lady likes.
When's The Best Time To Go?
The World Famous Mustang Ranch is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. There are always ladies on shift. Weekends are generally busier than weekdays. Some weeks will be busier than others, depending on what's going on in nearby Reno. Conventions or the famous Air Races, Hot August Nights, Balloon Races or Street Vibrations will bring more people to the area. Harsher weather will keep them away. Mornings are generally slower. Business tends to pick up towards the evening and then slow down again late at night.
All of which is subject to change without notice. The business is hard to predict. People can drift in - or not - at any time, from anywhere.
Busier times have their advantages and disadvantages. More ladies tend to be around when more business is expected, but more business also means there are more people competing for the ladies' time and attentions.
If there are ladies that you're particularly interested in, you may want to PM them or call the office to see when they're likely to be around and available.
Which Lady Do I Choose?
Whichever one suits you best.
Your tastes and desires are your own. They're not going to be exactly the same as anyone else's. You can look at pictures. You can read reports. You can interact with some of the ladies via the boards. All of that can give you a start. A few good guesses. But you never know for sure until you get in there, meet her face to face, and see how you really get along.
Can I Book A Party With More Than One Lady?
Sure! You'll have to negotiate with and pay all of the ladies involved (together or individually, so long as everyone's agreed), but it's not at all uncommon.
The key to making it work well is to be sure the ladies you're choosing work well together. As with any group of people, some of the ladies get along better than others. It's generally suggested that you pick one lady, talk to her, and have her pick the other(s) (or at least help you do so).
Another option is to stick with well-known pairings that people talk about on the boards in general or that commonly show up in the reports section. Even then, though, you're probably better off talking things over with one of the pair first.
Which Ladies will let me ____ during a Party?
There's no telling for sure. What a lady will and won't do will vary from day to day and customer to customer. It all depends on what she's comfortable with at the time.
All you can do is go in and ask her (probably during negotiations). If she can't or won't do what you want, she may be able to help you find someone who will.
Which Ladies Will See Couples or Single Ladies?
As above, it varies. Some will. Which ones those are and who will be around when you arrive are subject to change.
If you want, you can PM a few ladies to ask. You can post to the boards in general, which may net you one or more (perhaps private) responses. You can call the office and see if they can help. Or you can come on in and see how things go with whoever is around at the time.
Once you've chosen your lady, you should sit down, relax, communicate to break the ice, and develop a rapport or make a between the two of you before deciding to party. When you've decided you're ready to party, the next stop is the negotiations room. There are three of them at Mustang Ranch. They're pretty much exactly the same, each the size of a modest closet. There's a bench where you can sit and chat, a couple of little tables in the corners, and that's about it.
Now is the time to tell her about your ideal party. What you'd like to do. What you may not want to do. How much time you'd like to spend. Any special fantasies or requests you may have. That sort of thing.
Now is also the time for her to tell you what she is and is not willing to do. This is entirely up to her, and may well vary from lady to lady, customer to customer, and day to day.
If what you want and what she'll do match up, negotiations can continue. If they can't be reconciled, then it's time to say "thanks anyway" and leave the room to select another courtesan.
Assuming things do work out, the next stage is to talk about pricing.
A lady is an independent contractor. What she charges is up to her, and will vary, depending on a number of factors.
Some people like to bargain. It may get you a lower price, but don't attempt to bargain if her initial price is very reasonable. Depending on your personality and style, it may be enjoyable for its own sake. Some simply consider it part of the overall process.
On the other hand, bargaining can be almost like arguing. It can create negative vibes and make you see each other as competitors rather than partners. The money you save in the bargain may not be worth the impact it could have on your party. There are also some who feel that bargaining is disrespectful to the lady. It's her time; who else is qualified to say how much it's worth?
Whether you try to bargain or not is up to you. If you choose not to, it's probably best to tell her that up front. Otherwise, she may begin the negotiations with the assumption that you're going to try to bring her price down. She may also choose to give you a better price if you establish good will by telling her that you're not going to try to bargain her down.
The other way to go about it is to reverse the process. This may be a better choice for those with a limited budget. You can tell her what you're willing to spend, and then see how far it gets you. This could also lead to a sort of bargaining, but again that's up to you.
There really is no set way to go about it. As with just about every other part of the process, a lot depends on what works for the unique combination of individuals involved. Some of the ladies may not want to bargain at all, and it's their right to say so.
However you go about it, the goal is the same; to work towards a deal that satisfies everyone.
Pricing
Pricing is a tricky subject. Numbers can't be discussed outside of the negotiations room. It can be fairly frustrating for everyone. Remember, too, that pricing will vary from lady to lady and party to party, depending on the specifics.
A Pricing Survey was published that revealed the average amount paid by clients for certain types of parties. Although, one client may not negotiate a similar type of party at that price as another client, since intimate parties are very personal. Moreover, the unconfirmed Pricing Survey was simply a guide and clients should not expect to pay those lowball figures, since the client's appearance, cleanliness, demeanor, requests, and appeal toward their selected Courtesan are all factors in determining the actual party price. If you're not nice, you may be accessed an a$$hole tax.
One thing to keep in mind is that the lady doesn't keep all of the money. The house gets a cut, in exchange for providing a safe, secure, and legal place for her to work. The federal government also takes a cut, for more or less the same reasons. The lady is also responsible for all of her own expenses. These include the condoms, regular medical exams, and blood tests required by law to keep the ladies and their customers safe and healthy, as well as room and board, transportation to and from the Wild Horse, and any other incidentals and extras. By the time all is said and done, the lady will end up taking home a mere fraction of the money you spend on her.
The Infamous DC
Once you've agreed on what you're going to do and how much it'll cost, the next step is a DC - Dick Check. While you're locked together in the negotiations room, the lady will ask you to stand up and drop your drawers. Don't be shy; she'll be seeing it soon enough, anyway. If it helps, think of her as a nurse. This is, in essence, a medical exam. She's been trained for it, and does it with all of her customers before every party.
She's looking for any signs of disease, particularly STDs. This is for her safety as well as yours. With all the care that is taken (checkups, blood tests, condoms, DCs, and etcetera), you can be confident that the lady you'll be partying with is clean and healthy.
Paying
You've agreed on the nature of the party. You've agreed on a price. You've passed the DC. Only one thing left to do before the fun begins: Pay for it.
The cashier's office is located right next to the negotiations rooms. The lady will ask you to sit down on one of the comfy chairs nearby while she talks to the cashier.
If you're a boards member, make sure to mention it and give your username. That way, you get other perks reserved just for us (when offered).
You can pay with cash, traveler's checks, or major credit cards (except American Express). If you need cash, there's an ATM at the bar, right next to the Green Door. Credit card billing is discrete, although there's no hiding the amount of the charge. Charges made at the bar (again, a separate business from the brothel) will show up as paid to "The Wild Horse Saloon." There is a small fee for using a credit card, but this is waived for boards members.
The Party
This is the good part. The main event. And the part this guide can least help you with.
What happens here is a private matter between you and whoever is with you behind closed doors.
A few simple bits of advice:
Relax. Have fun. Don't be afraid to speak up. If there's something you want to try, let her know. If she's doing something you don't like, tell her that. If things are going well... Find a way to communicate that, verbally or otherwise.
Pay attention to what she's communicating, too. She's there to make you happy, but you have to respect her boundaries. You'll also probably have more fun if she's happy with you. Work together, and you'll have a lot of fun.
After The Party
What happens immediately after the party is up to you and the lady. You'll want to get dressed, of course. You may want to clean up. You can take a shower with the lady (this would, of course, have to be negotiated and paid for). You can wash up. There's a bidet (to rinse off the essential bits) in every lady's room and VIP suite. As ever, do what works for you.
Once you're presentable again, you have several options. You and the lady can walk back to the bar and spend some more time together. You can book another party (with her, someone else, or both). You can sit around at the bar and see where the mood takes you. You can leave entirely. Whatever works.
Later, you may want to write up a report to share with the rest of us. If you do, you may want to talk to the lady about what to put in it (and what to leave private). The nature of the business aside, the ladies are regular people; many of them don't like the idea of having intimate details about them posted on the internet for anyone and everyone to see.
Other Information and FAQs
Gifts & Tips
There's been some debate about this subject, but most people agree that gifts and tips should be just what they sound like: a little something extra given freely to show your appreciation for the lady and what she's done for you. They are not expected, but they are appreciated.
If you want to give the lady something, you've got plenty of options.
The best option may be simply to ask her what she'd like. Each of the ladies is a unique individual, with her own likes, dislikes, wants, needs, and etcetera. Give her an idea of what you've got in mind, and let her fill in at least some of the blanks.
Cash always works, though some feel it demeans the experience.
You can get gift certificates through the office for the services of Skin Deep (waxes, facials, etcetera.)
Flowers are a little more controversial. Some ladies enjoy getting them. Others consider them too much a part of real life courtship, and prefer not to receive them from customers. Still others are in between; happy to get flowers in general, but not certain types (roses, for example). You may want to ask the lady before calling the florist.
There are plenty of other options, depending on your budget, what's available to you, and what the lady likes.
When's The Best Time To Go?
The World Famous Mustang Ranch is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. There are always ladies on shift. Weekends are generally busier than weekdays. Some weeks will be busier than others, depending on what's going on in nearby Reno. Conventions or the famous Air Races, Hot August Nights, Balloon Races or Street Vibrations will bring more people to the area. Harsher weather will keep them away. Mornings are generally slower. Business tends to pick up towards the evening and then slow down again late at night.
All of which is subject to change without notice. The business is hard to predict. People can drift in - or not - at any time, from anywhere.
Busier times have their advantages and disadvantages. More ladies tend to be around when more business is expected, but more business also means there are more people competing for the ladies' time and attentions.
If there are ladies that you're particularly interested in, you may want to PM them or call the office to see when they're likely to be around and available.
Which Lady Do I Choose?
Whichever one suits you best.
Your tastes and desires are your own. They're not going to be exactly the same as anyone else's. You can look at pictures. You can read reports. You can interact with some of the ladies via the boards. All of that can give you a start. A few good guesses. But you never know for sure until you get in there, meet her face to face, and see how you really get along.
Can I Book A Party With More Than One Lady?
Sure! You'll have to negotiate with and pay all of the ladies involved (together or individually, so long as everyone's agreed), but it's not at all uncommon.
The key to making it work well is to be sure the ladies you're choosing work well together. As with any group of people, some of the ladies get along better than others. It's generally suggested that you pick one lady, talk to her, and have her pick the other(s) (or at least help you do so).
Another option is to stick with well-known pairings that people talk about on the boards in general or that commonly show up in the reports section. Even then, though, you're probably better off talking things over with one of the pair first.
Which Ladies will let me ____ during a Party?
There's no telling for sure. What a lady will and won't do will vary from day to day and customer to customer. It all depends on what she's comfortable with at the time.
All you can do is go in and ask her (probably during negotiations). If she can't or won't do what you want, she may be able to help you find someone who will.
Which Ladies Will See Couples or Single Ladies?
As above, it varies. Some will. Which ones those are and who will be around when you arrive are subject to change.
If you want, you can PM a few ladies to ask. You can post to the boards in general, which may net you one or more (perhaps private) responses. You can call the office and see if they can help. Or you can come on in and see how things go with whoever is around at the time.
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Brothel Information / Al Pesto's First-Timer's Guide
« Last post by firefighter on September 18, 2017, 11:42:09 AM »Al Pesto's First-Timer's Guide to the World Famous Mustang Ranch
This guide is, as the name implies, aimed mainly at first-time visitors to World Famous Mustang Ranch, formerly the Wild Horse Resort, (and LPIN in general). It's designed to cover the basics. What you (whoever you are and whatever you're looking for) should know the first time you walk through the door.
The first of those things is that every person is unique and every party is different. Quite a lot depends on your individual tastes, desires, style, and etcetera. Also, a lot depends on the lady or ladies you ultimately choose, how you are feeling at the time, and a variety of other factors that are always subject to change. That's why this guide is going to focus on generalities and those things that aren't likely to change anytime soon.
Disclaimer:
This guide is in no way official. I'm just a guy who's been out there once, been hanging around on the boards for a little while, and soaked up what knowledge and wisdom I could. Seemed to me that there were a lot of simple questions and a fair number of basic misunderstandings floating around out there, so I thought I'd do what I could to clear things up a bit.
A Few Simple Rules
Most people around here will tell you that, when it gets down to it, you can't go wrong at the World Famous Mustang Ranch. That's true, for the most part. But it's more likely to hold true if you follow some basic rules. In no particular order:
Respect the ladies, since they deserve it. They're good people, and they have to put up with quite a lot in their line of work. Besides, if all goes well, the lady you're talking to is going to have direct access to some very sensitive areas, and you're going to be asking her to do things that will hopefully make you very happy. It's probably best to stay on her good side.
Trust yourself. You know what you want. You know what you're looking for. Do your best to find it. If something doesn't feel right, do something about it. Tell the lady, and see what you can work out.
Don't let anyone (or anything) pressure you into doing something you don't want. You're the customer. Things should go the way you want them to (within reasonable limits, of course). If the lady you're talking to isn't what you're looking for, (even if you had an appointment, picked her out of a lineup, took a tour with her, are sitting with her in the negotiations room, etc.), you have the right to go talk to someone else. If the lady is doing something you're not comfortable with, you have as much right to ask her to stop as she does to ask the same of you.
Good communications are key to a good party. Don't be afraid to tell the lady about what you do and do not want to happen. The more you're on the same page, the better she knows you, the more likely she is to be able to make your dreams come true. By that same token, make sure to listen to her, too. Things will go better if you're working together, and it's important to know and respect her boundaries.
Keep your plans flexible. LPIN is an unpredictable business. Just about anything you can imagine can happen (and probably has, at some point). The more carefully you plan, the more likely it is that something will happen to change those plans. Unless you've made an appointment, there's a chance the lady you're interested in won't be available. Even then, something could happen (illness, transportation problems, family emergency, etc.) There's also a chance that you won't interact in person as well as you thought you would. It's okay, really. If you relax, go with the flow, and keep yourself open to the possibilities around you, there's a good chance that something will work out; quite possibly something even better than what you'd originally planned.
Step By Step
Getting to The Wild Horse Saloon and World Famous Mustang Ranch Brothel
Getting to the World Famous Mustang Ranch is pretty simple.
The Official Mustang Ranch Directions Page will get you started.
You may also want to check out the Nevada LPIN Brothels Map for details.
You may also want to check out Speed Racer's Driving Directions to Nevada's Legal Brothels which provides a little more detailed information.
Approaching the Building
The first thing you'll see when you approach the property is the guardhouse. Stop to talk to the guard, if he's there. For those times when he's not, there's an intercom so someone can buzz you through the gate if it's closed. If it's your first time, the guard will explain the key rules.
The house does not allow any weapons (including pocketknives) inside. You should also leave anything like a cell phone at home or in the car. Cameras should not be used in any public areas (and in private only with permission). Basically, do not do anything to compromise the safety or privacy of anyone inside.
Once past the guardhouse, you'll see two buildings. Straight ahead is the Wild Horse Saloon which must be entered to access the World Famous Mustang Ranch, previously the Wild Horse Adult Resort & Spa. Across the lot to your right is the old Mustang Ranch brothel. The World Famous Mustang Ranch is owned by Lance Gilman, and Donny Gilman is the general manager. Tara is the Madam and Jennifer is the manager. The old Mustang Ranch brothel is used for overflow and client lodging now, since only the original Wild Horse brothel is in operation as the Mustang Ranch.
Before you enter the building, there are three doors you need to know about:
The Red Door leads directly into the brothel. It's locked at all times, since (for security reasons) customers are not allowed in the brothel unescorted. Lineups must be requested at Mustang Ranch since they are no longer automatic.
The Wild Horse Saloon Door opens into the bar, where you can relax, have a drink, maybe get some food, and meet some of the ladies.
The Green Door is located inside the building, in the rear of the Wild Horse Saloon. It is the connection between the bar and the brothel. It opens into the same room as the Red Door, and, like that door, it is locked at all times.
Going In Through The Wild Horse Saloon
The Wild Horse Saloon is a small restaurant and bar attached to the front of the brothel. For legal reasons, it is maintained as a separate business from the brothel.
You can get drinks 24/7, and food during the daytime (exact hours may vary). There's a menu, or you can request to have something cooked to order. If you want to order anything... food, drink, or even a lineup - talk to the bartender.
Besides the actual bar, the saloon's single room (not counting the bathrooms) also has semi-private seating (chairs grouped around small tables), a stage (used mainly for karaoke, but it also has a brass pole for dancing), an alcove in back for taxi/limo drivers, a display of souvenirs you can purchase (hats, t-shirts, etc.), and, of course, the Green Door.
The bar is a great place to hang around, have a drink, and talk to the ladies. Not all of the ladies on shift will be out in the bar, but there are generally at least a couple. You can talk to the ones who are around, or, if there's someone specific you're looking for, you can ask if she's around.
If you're not getting along with the lady you're talking to as well as you'd like, don't worry about it. It happens. Part of the business. Politely let her know that she's not what you're looking for, and move on. Depending on the lady, she may even help you find someone who better suits your needs.
Remember that the lady you're talking to is there to work, and that she has as much right to move on as you do. If you're enjoying each other's company, great. If not... it happens. Don't be offended, and don't try to monopolize her attention. As with any other lady in any other bar, you may want to offer to buy her a drink. If you end up talking to her for a while but not booking a party, you may want to consider tipping her for the pleasure of her company or not. It's up to you. Do what feels right.
Going In Through The Red Door
The Red Door is the direct entrance to the brothel. Customers are not allowed inside unescorted, so this door (like the Green Door) is kept locked at all times.
Ring the bell once to be admitted. Doing so will not automatically call for a lineup.
Ring the bell twice to confirm you don't want the lineup. (For example, if you have an appointment with a specific lady, want to request a private lineup or have some other special request, or would like to start off with a house tour.)
The Red Door opens into a central lobby/lounge. It connects to the brothel's main corridors. It's also where lineups are held which clients may request to be a private lineup.
Lineups
When a lineup is called - either by someone entering the Red Door or by someone requesting one at the bar - a general announcement is made calling all available ladies. The red siren light on top of the bar will also be activated.
The call to line up includes those ladies who are in the bar talking to potential customers. If you're talking to a lady when a lineup is called, you can ask her to stay with you, but doing so declares your intention to ask her back to the negotiations room in the very near future.
Any potential customers in the bar are welcome to follow the ladies through the Green Door to view the lineup unless it is a private lineup. The person who called the lineup gets the best seat (a bench front and center), but all other chairs in the room are available.
One lady at a time will enter the room from different sides. She will stand in the middle of the lineup area (in front of but a few feet from the person who called the lineup), give her name, and then step back to the wall. When all ladies have introduced themselves, they will remain standing, lined up against the wall.
At this point, any potential customers will be asked if they wish to make a selection. The one who called the lineup gets first choice, and then selection is opened to everyone else.
If you called the lineup, but don't find anyone who suits your tastes, it is best to politely indicate this and leave the room. If you were merely observing and do not wish to make a selection, you may quietly return to the bar. It's imperative to refrain from such rude and thoughtless comments as, "Is that all there is?"
If you do pick a lady from the lineup, you have a choice of destinations. You can ask her to take you on a tour of the house, you can ask her to come out with you to the bar (so that you can get to know each other a little better), or you can proceed directly to the negotiations room.
Taking A Tour Of The House
When you meet a lady in the bar, have been talking to her in the bar for some time, or choose her out of a lineup, you can ask her to take you on a tour of the house. It's just what it sounds like. She'll show you around, tell you about the facilities, and answer any (pertinent or reasonable) questions you may have. At the end of the tour, she will probably ask you if you want to go into the negotiations room with her. If you like her and are ready to party, say yes.
If not, you are under no obligation. You can go back out the bar with her and get to know her a little better, you can go out to the bar and see if someone else suits you better, you can ask her to call for a lineup, you can leave... whatever works best for you.
Appointments
If you know which lady you're most interested in, and want to make sure she'll be available when you arrive, you can make an appointment with her. If she's a frequent visitor to the boards, you can set up an appointment via Private Messaging. Otherwise, you can set up an appointment through the office.
An appointment is an agreement between you and the lady to meet at a certain time. It does not bind you to partying with her. However, it does bind her to be there and available at the designated time. If necessary, she will turn down offers from other customers in order to hold up her end of the deal. Keep that in mind, and try to treat her fairly.
If, for any reason, you cannot make an appointment, you should call immediately to let her know.
Private Messaging
You can send Private Messages (PMs) to those ladies who have registered with the boards. You can ask questions, get to know her, and etcetera.
Be aware, however, that many ladies do not check their PMs regularly. Some don't check them at all. There are a variety of reasons for this, including busy schedules, 12-hour shifts, and limited Internet access. When or if she checks her messages is entirely up to the lady, so it's best to call the office to book an appointment if a reply is not received.
Those who do check their messages more frequently can sometimes get swamped with them, getting new messages faster than they can reply to the old ones. Even if you see that a lady is online or has been recently, be aware that it may take her a while before she can get back to you. Sometimes several days. This does not mean that she doesn't care, is ignoring you, or anything else. It just means that she's a human being with a busy schedule and limited time and energy.
How To Choose A Lady
There is no single right way to choose a lady. It depends on what's important to you.
It's probably best to take recommendations from others with a grain of salt. Remember, their tastes and needs may differ from yours.
That said, going over the reports in the Experience Review forum can give you some insight and useful information.
As mentioned above, it can also be helpful to get to know the lady through PMs. Just remember that how you interact online may be different from how things go when you actually get there. Good online chemistry may fall flat when you meet face-to-face. Someone you can barely talk to over PMs, may just hit it off with you when you see each other in person.
Ultimately, the best thing is to go in, see who strikes your fancy, and take it from there.
This guide is, as the name implies, aimed mainly at first-time visitors to World Famous Mustang Ranch, formerly the Wild Horse Resort, (and LPIN in general). It's designed to cover the basics. What you (whoever you are and whatever you're looking for) should know the first time you walk through the door.
The first of those things is that every person is unique and every party is different. Quite a lot depends on your individual tastes, desires, style, and etcetera. Also, a lot depends on the lady or ladies you ultimately choose, how you are feeling at the time, and a variety of other factors that are always subject to change. That's why this guide is going to focus on generalities and those things that aren't likely to change anytime soon.
Disclaimer:
This guide is in no way official. I'm just a guy who's been out there once, been hanging around on the boards for a little while, and soaked up what knowledge and wisdom I could. Seemed to me that there were a lot of simple questions and a fair number of basic misunderstandings floating around out there, so I thought I'd do what I could to clear things up a bit.
A Few Simple Rules
Most people around here will tell you that, when it gets down to it, you can't go wrong at the World Famous Mustang Ranch. That's true, for the most part. But it's more likely to hold true if you follow some basic rules. In no particular order:
Respect the ladies, since they deserve it. They're good people, and they have to put up with quite a lot in their line of work. Besides, if all goes well, the lady you're talking to is going to have direct access to some very sensitive areas, and you're going to be asking her to do things that will hopefully make you very happy. It's probably best to stay on her good side.
Trust yourself. You know what you want. You know what you're looking for. Do your best to find it. If something doesn't feel right, do something about it. Tell the lady, and see what you can work out.
Don't let anyone (or anything) pressure you into doing something you don't want. You're the customer. Things should go the way you want them to (within reasonable limits, of course). If the lady you're talking to isn't what you're looking for, (even if you had an appointment, picked her out of a lineup, took a tour with her, are sitting with her in the negotiations room, etc.), you have the right to go talk to someone else. If the lady is doing something you're not comfortable with, you have as much right to ask her to stop as she does to ask the same of you.
Good communications are key to a good party. Don't be afraid to tell the lady about what you do and do not want to happen. The more you're on the same page, the better she knows you, the more likely she is to be able to make your dreams come true. By that same token, make sure to listen to her, too. Things will go better if you're working together, and it's important to know and respect her boundaries.
Keep your plans flexible. LPIN is an unpredictable business. Just about anything you can imagine can happen (and probably has, at some point). The more carefully you plan, the more likely it is that something will happen to change those plans. Unless you've made an appointment, there's a chance the lady you're interested in won't be available. Even then, something could happen (illness, transportation problems, family emergency, etc.) There's also a chance that you won't interact in person as well as you thought you would. It's okay, really. If you relax, go with the flow, and keep yourself open to the possibilities around you, there's a good chance that something will work out; quite possibly something even better than what you'd originally planned.
Step By Step
Getting to The Wild Horse Saloon and World Famous Mustang Ranch Brothel
Getting to the World Famous Mustang Ranch is pretty simple.
The Official Mustang Ranch Directions Page will get you started.
You may also want to check out the Nevada LPIN Brothels Map for details.
You may also want to check out Speed Racer's Driving Directions to Nevada's Legal Brothels which provides a little more detailed information.
Approaching the Building
The first thing you'll see when you approach the property is the guardhouse. Stop to talk to the guard, if he's there. For those times when he's not, there's an intercom so someone can buzz you through the gate if it's closed. If it's your first time, the guard will explain the key rules.
The house does not allow any weapons (including pocketknives) inside. You should also leave anything like a cell phone at home or in the car. Cameras should not be used in any public areas (and in private only with permission). Basically, do not do anything to compromise the safety or privacy of anyone inside.
Once past the guardhouse, you'll see two buildings. Straight ahead is the Wild Horse Saloon which must be entered to access the World Famous Mustang Ranch, previously the Wild Horse Adult Resort & Spa. Across the lot to your right is the old Mustang Ranch brothel. The World Famous Mustang Ranch is owned by Lance Gilman, and Donny Gilman is the general manager. Tara is the Madam and Jennifer is the manager. The old Mustang Ranch brothel is used for overflow and client lodging now, since only the original Wild Horse brothel is in operation as the Mustang Ranch.
Before you enter the building, there are three doors you need to know about:
The Red Door leads directly into the brothel. It's locked at all times, since (for security reasons) customers are not allowed in the brothel unescorted. Lineups must be requested at Mustang Ranch since they are no longer automatic.
The Wild Horse Saloon Door opens into the bar, where you can relax, have a drink, maybe get some food, and meet some of the ladies.
The Green Door is located inside the building, in the rear of the Wild Horse Saloon. It is the connection between the bar and the brothel. It opens into the same room as the Red Door, and, like that door, it is locked at all times.
Going In Through The Wild Horse Saloon
The Wild Horse Saloon is a small restaurant and bar attached to the front of the brothel. For legal reasons, it is maintained as a separate business from the brothel.
You can get drinks 24/7, and food during the daytime (exact hours may vary). There's a menu, or you can request to have something cooked to order. If you want to order anything... food, drink, or even a lineup - talk to the bartender.
Besides the actual bar, the saloon's single room (not counting the bathrooms) also has semi-private seating (chairs grouped around small tables), a stage (used mainly for karaoke, but it also has a brass pole for dancing), an alcove in back for taxi/limo drivers, a display of souvenirs you can purchase (hats, t-shirts, etc.), and, of course, the Green Door.
The bar is a great place to hang around, have a drink, and talk to the ladies. Not all of the ladies on shift will be out in the bar, but there are generally at least a couple. You can talk to the ones who are around, or, if there's someone specific you're looking for, you can ask if she's around.
If you're not getting along with the lady you're talking to as well as you'd like, don't worry about it. It happens. Part of the business. Politely let her know that she's not what you're looking for, and move on. Depending on the lady, she may even help you find someone who better suits your needs.
Remember that the lady you're talking to is there to work, and that she has as much right to move on as you do. If you're enjoying each other's company, great. If not... it happens. Don't be offended, and don't try to monopolize her attention. As with any other lady in any other bar, you may want to offer to buy her a drink. If you end up talking to her for a while but not booking a party, you may want to consider tipping her for the pleasure of her company or not. It's up to you. Do what feels right.
Going In Through The Red Door
The Red Door is the direct entrance to the brothel. Customers are not allowed inside unescorted, so this door (like the Green Door) is kept locked at all times.
Ring the bell once to be admitted. Doing so will not automatically call for a lineup.
Ring the bell twice to confirm you don't want the lineup. (For example, if you have an appointment with a specific lady, want to request a private lineup or have some other special request, or would like to start off with a house tour.)
The Red Door opens into a central lobby/lounge. It connects to the brothel's main corridors. It's also where lineups are held which clients may request to be a private lineup.
Lineups
When a lineup is called - either by someone entering the Red Door or by someone requesting one at the bar - a general announcement is made calling all available ladies. The red siren light on top of the bar will also be activated.
The call to line up includes those ladies who are in the bar talking to potential customers. If you're talking to a lady when a lineup is called, you can ask her to stay with you, but doing so declares your intention to ask her back to the negotiations room in the very near future.
Any potential customers in the bar are welcome to follow the ladies through the Green Door to view the lineup unless it is a private lineup. The person who called the lineup gets the best seat (a bench front and center), but all other chairs in the room are available.
One lady at a time will enter the room from different sides. She will stand in the middle of the lineup area (in front of but a few feet from the person who called the lineup), give her name, and then step back to the wall. When all ladies have introduced themselves, they will remain standing, lined up against the wall.
At this point, any potential customers will be asked if they wish to make a selection. The one who called the lineup gets first choice, and then selection is opened to everyone else.
If you called the lineup, but don't find anyone who suits your tastes, it is best to politely indicate this and leave the room. If you were merely observing and do not wish to make a selection, you may quietly return to the bar. It's imperative to refrain from such rude and thoughtless comments as, "Is that all there is?"
If you do pick a lady from the lineup, you have a choice of destinations. You can ask her to take you on a tour of the house, you can ask her to come out with you to the bar (so that you can get to know each other a little better), or you can proceed directly to the negotiations room.
Taking A Tour Of The House
When you meet a lady in the bar, have been talking to her in the bar for some time, or choose her out of a lineup, you can ask her to take you on a tour of the house. It's just what it sounds like. She'll show you around, tell you about the facilities, and answer any (pertinent or reasonable) questions you may have. At the end of the tour, she will probably ask you if you want to go into the negotiations room with her. If you like her and are ready to party, say yes.
If not, you are under no obligation. You can go back out the bar with her and get to know her a little better, you can go out to the bar and see if someone else suits you better, you can ask her to call for a lineup, you can leave... whatever works best for you.
Appointments
If you know which lady you're most interested in, and want to make sure she'll be available when you arrive, you can make an appointment with her. If she's a frequent visitor to the boards, you can set up an appointment via Private Messaging. Otherwise, you can set up an appointment through the office.
An appointment is an agreement between you and the lady to meet at a certain time. It does not bind you to partying with her. However, it does bind her to be there and available at the designated time. If necessary, she will turn down offers from other customers in order to hold up her end of the deal. Keep that in mind, and try to treat her fairly.
If, for any reason, you cannot make an appointment, you should call immediately to let her know.
Private Messaging
You can send Private Messages (PMs) to those ladies who have registered with the boards. You can ask questions, get to know her, and etcetera.
Be aware, however, that many ladies do not check their PMs regularly. Some don't check them at all. There are a variety of reasons for this, including busy schedules, 12-hour shifts, and limited Internet access. When or if she checks her messages is entirely up to the lady, so it's best to call the office to book an appointment if a reply is not received.
Those who do check their messages more frequently can sometimes get swamped with them, getting new messages faster than they can reply to the old ones. Even if you see that a lady is online or has been recently, be aware that it may take her a while before she can get back to you. Sometimes several days. This does not mean that she doesn't care, is ignoring you, or anything else. It just means that she's a human being with a busy schedule and limited time and energy.
How To Choose A Lady
There is no single right way to choose a lady. It depends on what's important to you.
It's probably best to take recommendations from others with a grain of salt. Remember, their tastes and needs may differ from yours.
That said, going over the reports in the Experience Review forum can give you some insight and useful information.
As mentioned above, it can also be helpful to get to know the lady through PMs. Just remember that how you interact online may be different from how things go when you actually get there. Good online chemistry may fall flat when you meet face-to-face. Someone you can barely talk to over PMs, may just hit it off with you when you see each other in person.
Ultimately, the best thing is to go in, see who strikes your fancy, and take it from there.
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Forum Rules and Regulations / Official Forum Rules and Regulations
« Last post by MrTShirt on September 17, 2017, 01:35:46 PM »Official Forum Rules and Regulations
The Official Forum Rules are outlined herein but not limited to:
1. Adhere to the Golden Rule - treat others as you wish to be treated.
2. No derogatory comments or accusations made about any Awards member, registered voter or LPIN personnel.
3. No party price discussion.
4. No posting of personal information of any member or LPIN Courtesan.
5. No racial, ethnic, gender, sexual orientation slurs or other discrimination.
6. No threats, derogatory, abusive or disrespectful comments.
7. No illegal activity discussion.
8. No troll activity. Trolls sow discord by starting quarrels or upsetting people; trolls post inflammatory or off-topic messages with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
9. No quoting of emails, PMs or other personal communication.
10. No photo attachments, photo posting or links to photos.
11. Members that don't login may have their account deleted after two years.
12. The Awards Committee reserves the right to edit or remove posts, lock topics, delete an account, discipline or ban a member, or refuse membership at the committee's discretion.
Note: The LPIN Awards Committee currently coordinates the LPIN Awards Contests.
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Brothel Information / Adult Sex Industry Terminology
« Last post by firefighter on September 16, 2017, 02:15:58 PM »Adult Sex Industry Terminology
Abbreviations, Acronyms, Codes & Terms
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350
1/2 & 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
69 = two people giving each other oral sex simultaneously.
211 = Armed robbery in progress.
411 = seeking information.
420 = 4:20 = marijuana = cannabis = pot = Mary Jane.
911 = Emergency assistance needed.
5150 = police code for mentally incapacitated person who poses a danger.
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact.
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor = Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = American Born Chinese.
ABJ = American Born Japanese.
AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned.
AFAICT = As Far As I Can Tell.
AFAIK = As Far As I Know.
Agency = A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for escorts.
AI = Anal Intercourse.
Amazon = A tall woman.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. An establishment staffed by Asians.
Analingus = Licking anus.
AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only.
Around the world = Analingus and Fellatio.
ASAP = As Soon As Possible.
Asian = Analingus.
Asian Cowgirl = Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP = Adult Service Provider.
ATF = All Time Favorite.
ATM = Ass To Mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
Attempts = Trying to orgasm.
Aunt Flo = Menstruation, period, or red tide.
B&S = Bait & switch. Ads or photos that describe someone else.
Babyback = Petite, young and attractive Asian.
Balloons = Breast implants.
Bareback = Without a condom.
BB = Bareback = without a condom.
BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job = BJ without a condom, beebeebeejay.
BBBJTC = Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBBJTCIM = Bareback blow job to completion in mouth.
BBBJTCNQNS = Bareback blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.
BBBJTCWS = Bareback blow job to completion with swallow.
BBBJWF = Bareback blow job with facial.
BBFS = Bareback sex.
BBK = Big Beautiful Knockers.
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD = Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline & Sado-Masochism.
BF = Boyfriend.
BFE = Boyfriend Experience.
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS.
BITMT = But In The Meantime.
BJ = Blowjob = oral sex = fellatio.
Blackhole = Anus.
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking.
Blue Jay = Blowjob.
Blue Pill = Viagra.
Blue Steel = Viagra.
BOT = Back On Topic.
Brown Eye = Anus.
Brown Shower = Defecation on your partner.
BS = Body Slide.
BSB = Bus Stop Babe.
BTW = By the way.
Butter Face = Everything looks good, 'but her' face.
C4N = Ciao For Now.
Cash and Dash = A rip-off = ROB who takes your money then runs.
CBJ = Covered Blow Job = BJ with condom.
CC Rider = Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD = Cross-Dresser.
CDS = Covered Doggy Style.
CFS = Covered Full Service = Sex with a condom.
CG = Cowgirl = girl on top facing you.
CIM = Cum In Mouth.
Clockwatcher = Provider counts minutes until the session is over. Provider who rushes & doesn't enjoy her work.
CMD = Carpet Matches Drapes, typically a natural blonde.
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Commercial Company = Prostitution - normally a truckers term.
Completion = Orgasm.
Courtesan = A working girl = originally a courtier who attends the court of a monarch or other dignitary.
Cover = A condom.
Covered = Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl = CG = Girl on top facing you.
Cruising = Driving around looking for streetwalkers
Cups of coffee = Orgasms = Releases.
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time.
CYA = See Ya.
DAP = Digital Anal Probe = Finger in anus.
DATO = Dining At The O = rim job = Analingus.
DATY = Dining at the Y = Cunnilingus.
DD = Dental Dam.
DDDATY = Dental Dam used for Dining at the Y.
DDE = Doesn't Do Extras.
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous.
DDP = Double Digit Penetration - kitty and anus.
Deep throat = BJ where the penis is swallowed.
DFK = Deep French Kissing = open mouth kissing with tongue.
DIY = Do It Yourself = masturbation.
Doggie = Man behind girl with girl on her hands and knees.
Donation = Payment.
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you = 3SUM.
DP = Double Penetration = two guys on one girl.
DS = Doggy Style.
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips.
DT = Deep Throat = entire length of penis taken in mouth.
ECR = El Camino Real.
Ellie = LE = Law Enforcement.
EOD = End Of Discussion.
EOM = End Of Message = message concluded.
Escort = A temporary companion for hire.
Facial = Cumming on partner's face.
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions.
FBOW = For Better Or Worse.
FBSM = Full Body Sensual Massage which typically includes a HJ.
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus which is usually a BJ.
FDAU = Face Down Ass Up.
FIA = Finger In Ass.
FIR = Finger In Rear.
Fire and Ice = A blowjob switching between hot tea and ice.
FIV = Finger In Vagina.
FJ = Foot Job.
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur = German brothel or nudist club.
Flake, Flaky = Errant behavior = often used for providers who no-show.
FOAD = Fuck Off And Die.
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend.
FOB = Fresh Off the Boat = Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing.
FOTC = Fuck of the Century.
FOV = Finger Outside Vagina.
French = BJ = blowjob.
French = Oral Sex.
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion.
FS = Full Service = BJ + Sex
FWIW = For What It's Worth.
FYA = For Your Amusement.
FYI = For Your Information.
ga = Go Ahead.
GAL = Get A Life.
GBTW = Get Back To Work.
Get Brain = Blowjob.
Get Comfortable = Get completely naked.
GFE = Girlfriend Experience (there is no standard GFE). RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG.
GFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ or no light kissing vs DFK.
GFE++ = RBGFE with extras like CIM, swallow and greek.
GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear.
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike.
GND = Girl Next Door.
Golden Shower = Urinating on your partner.
GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking.
Greek = Anal Sex = back door sex.
GS = Golden Shower = urination play.
GSM = G-Spot Massage.
GTG = Got To Go.
Half and Half = BJ followed by FS = 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
HAND = Have A Nice Day.
Happy Ending = A handjob or blowjob after your massage.
Hardwood Floors = clean shaven kitty.
Hat = Condom.
HDH = High Dollar Hottie.
HE = Happy Ending.
HH = Half Hour.
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding.
HJ = Hand Job = A manual or hand release.
HM = High Mileage.
HME = Honeymoon Experience = lapdog heaven.
Hooker = Prostitute, Working Girl or Courtesan.
Hostess Club = A low class strip club where negotiating for sex with dancers is OK and may occur on premises.
HR = Hand Release.
HTH = Hope This Helps.
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate.
IAC = In Any Case.
IAE = In Any Event.
IC = I See.
IDGI = I Don't Get It.
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly.
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion.
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion.
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion.
IMO = In My Opinion.
IMPE = In My Previous or Personal Experience.
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion.
Incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
Interpreter = A Condom.
IOTTMCO = Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer.
IOW = In Other Words.
IRL = In Real Life.
ISO = In Search Of.
Italian = Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean.
Jack Shack = Establishment that is not FS, i.e. massage parlor or lingerie modeling.
JIC = Just In Case.
J/K = Just kidding.
JMO = Just My Opinion.
John = A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Kama Sutra = Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ.
Kitty = Vagina (Bald = clean shaven; Partly Shaved = landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; or Natural).
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid.
KSF = Known Sick Fuck.
Lapdog = Person who worships providers to excess.
LD = Lap Dance.
LDL = Low Dollar Looker (opposite of HDH).
LE = Ellie = Law Enforcement.
LFK = Light French Kissing (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill = Viagra.
LK = Light Kissing with closed mouth.
LMP = Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT = Licensed Massage Therapist.
LOL = Laughing Out Loud.
LOS = Land Of Smiles = Thailand.
Lot Lizard = A prostitute who works primarily in truck stop parking lots (maybe soliciting from a CB radio).
LPIN = Legal Prostitution (or Prostitute) In Nevada.
Madame = Proprietress of an agency.
Mamasan = Female Manager of a massage parlor.
MBR = Multiple Bell Ringing = MSOG.
Mediterranean = Anal sex.
Merkin = Pubic hair wig.
MG = Massage Girl.
MILF = Mom I'd Like To Fuck.
Missionary = Man on top during intercourse, girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF - MMF = male, male, female. MFM = male, female, male. MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk = Thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
Monger = short for whoremonger = A John or a pimp.
MP = Massage Parlor or Multiple positions.
MP = Multiple Pops = Multiple Releases.
MPA = Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS = Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS = Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG = Multiple Shots On Goal = multiple releases: girl allows more than 1 orgasm during the session.
MTCW = My Two Cents Worth.
Multiple Pops = More than one orgasm during the session.
Newbie = A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
Non-Pro = Civilian - not a professional provider.
No-Show = Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NP = No Problem.
NQBC = Non-Quitter, But Covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS = Non-Quitter, But Spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS = Non-Quitter, Non-Spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NRN = No Reply Necessary.
NSA = No Strings Attached.
OIC = Oh I See.
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OP = Original Poster or original post.
OTF = On The Floor.
OTOH = On The Other Hand.
OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head.
Out, Outed = Private or personal info is made public.
Outcall = She comes to your place, home, or hotel room.
OWO = Oral Without a Condom.
OWOTC = Oral Without a Condom To Completion.
P2P = Private to private = typically uncovered rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration.
Papasan = Male manager of a massage parlor.
Party Hat = A Condom.
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
Pearl Necklace = Man ejaculates on woman's neck or chest.
PIV = Penis In Vagina.
PL = Pathetic Loser.
PLS = Please.
PM = Prostate Massage or Private Message (inbox).
PO = Phone Operator for making appointments.
PS = Private Show with dancer or stripper.
PSE = Porn Star Experience.
PU = That Stinks!
PV = Private Viewing: Dancing or modeling with perhaps a HJ but not usually FS.
PYT = Pretty Young Thing.
RA = Relaxation Assistant = Masseuse in a massage parlor.
Raincoat = A Condom.
RB = myredbook.com.
RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE (BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG).
RBGFE+ = RBGFE + bonus, could be greek, cim, and swallow.
Red Wings = Red wings are earned by performing oral sex on a girl on her period verified by blood in the mustache.
REHI = Hello Again (re-Hi!).
Reverse Cowgirl = Woman rides on top facing away.
Reverse Massage = You massage her.
Rimming, Rimjob = Anilingus.
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor.
ROB = Rip Off Bitch.
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing.
Roman Shower = Vomit play.
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor.
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
RPG = Role Playing Games.
RSN = Real Soon Now.
RTDox = Read The Documentation or Directions.
RTFM = Read The Fucking Manual.
RUOK = Are You OK?
Russian = Penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck.
San Juan Capistrano = BBBJTC and she swallows.
SC = Strip Club.
Scat = Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening = A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-Service = You masturbate = choke your chicken.
Semi-Pro = Someone who escorts informally as a side business.
Shemale = Transsexual: particularly one living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill = Posing as a satisfied customer = Hobbyist writes favorable reviews in return for special favors from a provider.
Shots On Goal = Allows more than one orgasm per session.
SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked Up.
Snowball = Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it by kissing the ejaculator.
SO = Significant Other.
SOG = Shot On Goal = one release = one Shot on goal = one orgasm attempt.
SOL = Smiling Out Loud or Shit Out of Luck.
SOMF = Sat On My Face.
South of the Border = Genital region.
Southern France = BBBJ.
SP = Service Provider or Prostitute.
Spanish (Australian) = Penis between her breasts, a.k.a. Russian.
Spanish (USA) = Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes into her mouth.
Spanish = ATM = Ass To Mouth.
Spinner = A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy "Sit 'n' Spin."
Squirting, Squirter = Female ejaculation = a provider who ejaculates.
SRS = Sexual Reassignment Surgery.
Starfish = Anus or girl that is unresponsive in bed.
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Sting = Policewoman poses as a prostitute to arrest johns, or policeman poses as a john to arrest prostitutes.
Street Action = Prostitution who is solicited on public streets.
Stroll = A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action = path frequented by streetwalkers.
Summer Teeth = Some of her teeth are there, some are not.
Sunshine, Sunny = Without a condom = No raincoat.
SW = 1. Street Walker. 2. Sex Worker.
Sybian = Mechanical vibrating sex device that's in the shape of a barrel with attachments mounted in the middle.
TAFN = That's All For Now.
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor.
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
Teabag, Teabagging = Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It.
TG = Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
TGTBT = Too Good To Be True.
THX = Thanks.
TIA = Thanks In Advance.
Tina = Crystal Meth = crystal methamphetamine.
Tipping Required = Hidden charges where provider demands more money to perform various services or renegotiates.
TJ = Tijuana, Mexico.
TLC = Tender Loving Care.
TLD = Topless Lap Dance.
TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later.
TMI = Too Much Information.
TMK = To My Knowledge.
TOFTT = Take One For The Team. A John's experience was poor from a provider; consequently his review saved members of the team from making the same mistake.
TOS = Terms Of Service.
Toss The Salad = Anilingus = Tongue in the anus.
Tossing Salad = Analingus.
TPTB = The Powers That Be.
Translation, Translator = Using a Condom.
Trip to Islands = Greek = Anal Sex.
Troll = Rude and hideous PL.
Trolling = 1. Driving around looking for a prostitute. 2. Posting on a message board with the intent to sow discord.
TS = Transsexual.
TSWC = Tell Someone Who Cares.
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge.
TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now = goodbye.
TTYL8R = Talk To You Later.
TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.
TV = Transvestite.
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern.
Txs = Thanks.
Uncovered = Without a condom.
URL = Web Page Address.
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ.
UTR = Under The Radar = does not advertise.
VD = Venereal Disease.
VI = Vaginal Intercourse.
WAH = Wild Ass Humping.
Water Sports = Urination play.
w/b = Welcome Back.
White Knight = A guy that steps in to rescue or defend a Lady regardless of whether she needs assistance.
Whoremonger = 1. A John who frequents prostitutes. 2. A pimp who manages prostitutes taking a high percentage.
w/o = Without.
WRT = With Regard To.
WTF = What The Fuck? (An exclamation of surprise).
WTG = Way To Go.
WU? = What's Up?
WWW = World Wide Web = Internet.
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get.
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs.
YGIAGAM = Your Guess Is As Good As Mine.
YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For.
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary = Reminder that tastes differ = Your experience may be different than others.
ZZZ = Sleeping.
Urban Dictionary
Abbreviations, Acronyms, Codes & Terms
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350
1/2 & 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
69 = two people giving each other oral sex simultaneously.
211 = Armed robbery in progress.
411 = seeking information.
420 = 4:20 = marijuana = cannabis = pot = Mary Jane.
911 = Emergency assistance needed.
5150 = police code for mentally incapacitated person who poses a danger.
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact.
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor = Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = American Born Chinese.
ABJ = American Born Japanese.
AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned.
AFAICT = As Far As I Can Tell.
AFAIK = As Far As I Know.
Agency = A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for escorts.
AI = Anal Intercourse.
Amazon = A tall woman.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. An establishment staffed by Asians.
Analingus = Licking anus.
AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only.
Around the world = Analingus and Fellatio.
ASAP = As Soon As Possible.
Asian = Analingus.
Asian Cowgirl = Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP = Adult Service Provider.
ATF = All Time Favorite.
ATM = Ass To Mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
Attempts = Trying to orgasm.
Aunt Flo = Menstruation, period, or red tide.
B&S = Bait & switch. Ads or photos that describe someone else.
Babyback = Petite, young and attractive Asian.
Balloons = Breast implants.
Bareback = Without a condom.
BB = Bareback = without a condom.
BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job = BJ without a condom, beebeebeejay.
BBBJTC = Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBBJTCIM = Bareback blow job to completion in mouth.
BBBJTCNQNS = Bareback blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.
BBBJTCWS = Bareback blow job to completion with swallow.
BBBJWF = Bareback blow job with facial.
BBFS = Bareback sex.
BBK = Big Beautiful Knockers.
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD = Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline & Sado-Masochism.
BF = Boyfriend.
BFE = Boyfriend Experience.
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS.
BITMT = But In The Meantime.
BJ = Blowjob = oral sex = fellatio.
Blackhole = Anus.
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking.
Blue Jay = Blowjob.
Blue Pill = Viagra.
Blue Steel = Viagra.
BOT = Back On Topic.
Brown Eye = Anus.
Brown Shower = Defecation on your partner.
BS = Body Slide.
BSB = Bus Stop Babe.
BTW = By the way.
Butter Face = Everything looks good, 'but her' face.
C4N = Ciao For Now.
Cash and Dash = A rip-off = ROB who takes your money then runs.
CBJ = Covered Blow Job = BJ with condom.
CC Rider = Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD = Cross-Dresser.
CDS = Covered Doggy Style.
CFS = Covered Full Service = Sex with a condom.
CG = Cowgirl = girl on top facing you.
CIM = Cum In Mouth.
Clockwatcher = Provider counts minutes until the session is over. Provider who rushes & doesn't enjoy her work.
CMD = Carpet Matches Drapes, typically a natural blonde.
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Commercial Company = Prostitution - normally a truckers term.
Completion = Orgasm.
Courtesan = A working girl = originally a courtier who attends the court of a monarch or other dignitary.
Cover = A condom.
Covered = Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl = CG = Girl on top facing you.
Cruising = Driving around looking for streetwalkers
Cups of coffee = Orgasms = Releases.
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time.
CYA = See Ya.
DAP = Digital Anal Probe = Finger in anus.
DATO = Dining At The O = rim job = Analingus.
DATY = Dining at the Y = Cunnilingus.
DD = Dental Dam.
DDDATY = Dental Dam used for Dining at the Y.
DDE = Doesn't Do Extras.
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous.
DDP = Double Digit Penetration - kitty and anus.
Deep throat = BJ where the penis is swallowed.
DFK = Deep French Kissing = open mouth kissing with tongue.
DIY = Do It Yourself = masturbation.
Doggie = Man behind girl with girl on her hands and knees.
Donation = Payment.
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you = 3SUM.
DP = Double Penetration = two guys on one girl.
DS = Doggy Style.
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips.
DT = Deep Throat = entire length of penis taken in mouth.
ECR = El Camino Real.
Ellie = LE = Law Enforcement.
EOD = End Of Discussion.
EOM = End Of Message = message concluded.
Escort = A temporary companion for hire.
Facial = Cumming on partner's face.
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions.
FBOW = For Better Or Worse.
FBSM = Full Body Sensual Massage which typically includes a HJ.
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus which is usually a BJ.
FDAU = Face Down Ass Up.
FIA = Finger In Ass.
FIR = Finger In Rear.
Fire and Ice = A blowjob switching between hot tea and ice.
FIV = Finger In Vagina.
FJ = Foot Job.
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur = German brothel or nudist club.
Flake, Flaky = Errant behavior = often used for providers who no-show.
FOAD = Fuck Off And Die.
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend.
FOB = Fresh Off the Boat = Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing.
FOTC = Fuck of the Century.
FOV = Finger Outside Vagina.
French = BJ = blowjob.
French = Oral Sex.
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion.
FS = Full Service = BJ + Sex
FWIW = For What It's Worth.
FYA = For Your Amusement.
FYI = For Your Information.
ga = Go Ahead.
GAL = Get A Life.
GBTW = Get Back To Work.
Get Brain = Blowjob.
Get Comfortable = Get completely naked.
GFE = Girlfriend Experience (there is no standard GFE). RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG.
GFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ or no light kissing vs DFK.
GFE++ = RBGFE with extras like CIM, swallow and greek.
GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear.
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike.
GND = Girl Next Door.
Golden Shower = Urinating on your partner.
GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking.
Greek = Anal Sex = back door sex.
GS = Golden Shower = urination play.
GSM = G-Spot Massage.
GTG = Got To Go.
Half and Half = BJ followed by FS = 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service.
HAND = Have A Nice Day.
Happy Ending = A handjob or blowjob after your massage.
Hardwood Floors = clean shaven kitty.
Hat = Condom.
HDH = High Dollar Hottie.
HE = Happy Ending.
HH = Half Hour.
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding.
HJ = Hand Job = A manual or hand release.
HM = High Mileage.
HME = Honeymoon Experience = lapdog heaven.
Hooker = Prostitute, Working Girl or Courtesan.
Hostess Club = A low class strip club where negotiating for sex with dancers is OK and may occur on premises.
HR = Hand Release.
HTH = Hope This Helps.
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate.
IAC = In Any Case.
IAE = In Any Event.
IC = I See.
IDGI = I Don't Get It.
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly.
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion.
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion.
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion.
IMO = In My Opinion.
IMPE = In My Previous or Personal Experience.
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion.
Incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
Interpreter = A Condom.
IOTTMCO = Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer.
IOW = In Other Words.
IRL = In Real Life.
ISO = In Search Of.
Italian = Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean.
Jack Shack = Establishment that is not FS, i.e. massage parlor or lingerie modeling.
JIC = Just In Case.
J/K = Just kidding.
JMO = Just My Opinion.
John = A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Kama Sutra = Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ.
Kitty = Vagina (Bald = clean shaven; Partly Shaved = landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; or Natural).
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid.
KSF = Known Sick Fuck.
Lapdog = Person who worships providers to excess.
LD = Lap Dance.
LDL = Low Dollar Looker (opposite of HDH).
LE = Ellie = Law Enforcement.
LFK = Light French Kissing (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill = Viagra.
LK = Light Kissing with closed mouth.
LMP = Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT = Licensed Massage Therapist.
LOL = Laughing Out Loud.
LOS = Land Of Smiles = Thailand.
Lot Lizard = A prostitute who works primarily in truck stop parking lots (maybe soliciting from a CB radio).
LPIN = Legal Prostitution (or Prostitute) In Nevada.
Madame = Proprietress of an agency.
Mamasan = Female Manager of a massage parlor.
MBR = Multiple Bell Ringing = MSOG.
Mediterranean = Anal sex.
Merkin = Pubic hair wig.
MG = Massage Girl.
MILF = Mom I'd Like To Fuck.
Missionary = Man on top during intercourse, girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF - MMF = male, male, female. MFM = male, female, male. MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk = Thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
Monger = short for whoremonger = A John or a pimp.
MP = Massage Parlor or Multiple positions.
MP = Multiple Pops = Multiple Releases.
MPA = Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS = Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS = Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG = Multiple Shots On Goal = multiple releases: girl allows more than 1 orgasm during the session.
MTCW = My Two Cents Worth.
Multiple Pops = More than one orgasm during the session.
Newbie = A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
Non-Pro = Civilian - not a professional provider.
No-Show = Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NP = No Problem.
NQBC = Non-Quitter, But Covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS = Non-Quitter, But Spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS = Non-Quitter, Non-Spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NRN = No Reply Necessary.
NSA = No Strings Attached.
OIC = Oh I See.
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OP = Original Poster or original post.
OTF = On The Floor.
OTOH = On The Other Hand.
OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head.
Out, Outed = Private or personal info is made public.
Outcall = She comes to your place, home, or hotel room.
OWO = Oral Without a Condom.
OWOTC = Oral Without a Condom To Completion.
P2P = Private to private = typically uncovered rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration.
Papasan = Male manager of a massage parlor.
Party Hat = A Condom.
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
Pearl Necklace = Man ejaculates on woman's neck or chest.
PIV = Penis In Vagina.
PL = Pathetic Loser.
PLS = Please.
PM = Prostate Massage or Private Message (inbox).
PO = Phone Operator for making appointments.
PS = Private Show with dancer or stripper.
PSE = Porn Star Experience.
PU = That Stinks!
PV = Private Viewing: Dancing or modeling with perhaps a HJ but not usually FS.
PYT = Pretty Young Thing.
RA = Relaxation Assistant = Masseuse in a massage parlor.
Raincoat = A Condom.
RB = myredbook.com.
RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE (BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG).
RBGFE+ = RBGFE + bonus, could be greek, cim, and swallow.
Red Wings = Red wings are earned by performing oral sex on a girl on her period verified by blood in the mustache.
REHI = Hello Again (re-Hi!).
Reverse Cowgirl = Woman rides on top facing away.
Reverse Massage = You massage her.
Rimming, Rimjob = Anilingus.
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor.
ROB = Rip Off Bitch.
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing.
Roman Shower = Vomit play.
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor.
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
RPG = Role Playing Games.
RSN = Real Soon Now.
RTDox = Read The Documentation or Directions.
RTFM = Read The Fucking Manual.
RUOK = Are You OK?
Russian = Penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck.
San Juan Capistrano = BBBJTC and she swallows.
SC = Strip Club.
Scat = Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening = A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-Service = You masturbate = choke your chicken.
Semi-Pro = Someone who escorts informally as a side business.
Shemale = Transsexual: particularly one living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill = Posing as a satisfied customer = Hobbyist writes favorable reviews in return for special favors from a provider.
Shots On Goal = Allows more than one orgasm per session.
SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked Up.
Snowball = Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it by kissing the ejaculator.
SO = Significant Other.
SOG = Shot On Goal = one release = one Shot on goal = one orgasm attempt.
SOL = Smiling Out Loud or Shit Out of Luck.
SOMF = Sat On My Face.
South of the Border = Genital region.
Southern France = BBBJ.
SP = Service Provider or Prostitute.
Spanish (Australian) = Penis between her breasts, a.k.a. Russian.
Spanish (USA) = Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes into her mouth.
Spanish = ATM = Ass To Mouth.
Spinner = A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy "Sit 'n' Spin."
Squirting, Squirter = Female ejaculation = a provider who ejaculates.
SRS = Sexual Reassignment Surgery.
Starfish = Anus or girl that is unresponsive in bed.
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Sting = Policewoman poses as a prostitute to arrest johns, or policeman poses as a john to arrest prostitutes.
Street Action = Prostitution who is solicited on public streets.
Stroll = A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action = path frequented by streetwalkers.
Summer Teeth = Some of her teeth are there, some are not.
Sunshine, Sunny = Without a condom = No raincoat.
SW = 1. Street Walker. 2. Sex Worker.
Sybian = Mechanical vibrating sex device that's in the shape of a barrel with attachments mounted in the middle.
TAFN = That's All For Now.
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor.
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
Teabag, Teabagging = Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It.
TG = Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
TGTBT = Too Good To Be True.
THX = Thanks.
TIA = Thanks In Advance.
Tina = Crystal Meth = crystal methamphetamine.
Tipping Required = Hidden charges where provider demands more money to perform various services or renegotiates.
TJ = Tijuana, Mexico.
TLC = Tender Loving Care.
TLD = Topless Lap Dance.
TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later.
TMI = Too Much Information.
TMK = To My Knowledge.
TOFTT = Take One For The Team. A John's experience was poor from a provider; consequently his review saved members of the team from making the same mistake.
TOS = Terms Of Service.
Toss The Salad = Anilingus = Tongue in the anus.
Tossing Salad = Analingus.
TPTB = The Powers That Be.
Translation, Translator = Using a Condom.
Trip to Islands = Greek = Anal Sex.
Troll = Rude and hideous PL.
Trolling = 1. Driving around looking for a prostitute. 2. Posting on a message board with the intent to sow discord.
TS = Transsexual.
TSWC = Tell Someone Who Cares.
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge.
TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now = goodbye.
TTYL8R = Talk To You Later.
TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.
TV = Transvestite.
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern.
Txs = Thanks.
Uncovered = Without a condom.
URL = Web Page Address.
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ.
UTR = Under The Radar = does not advertise.
VD = Venereal Disease.
VI = Vaginal Intercourse.
WAH = Wild Ass Humping.
Water Sports = Urination play.
w/b = Welcome Back.
White Knight = A guy that steps in to rescue or defend a Lady regardless of whether she needs assistance.
Whoremonger = 1. A John who frequents prostitutes. 2. A pimp who manages prostitutes taking a high percentage.
w/o = Without.
WRT = With Regard To.
WTF = What The Fuck? (An exclamation of surprise).
WTG = Way To Go.
WU? = What's Up?
WWW = World Wide Web = Internet.
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get.
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs.
YGIAGAM = Your Guess Is As Good As Mine.
YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For.
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary = Reminder that tastes differ = Your experience may be different than others.
ZZZ = Sleeping.
Urban Dictionary
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Mission Statement / Courtesan Client Registered Voters
« Last post by firefighter on September 13, 2017, 07:36:07 PM »Courtesan Client Registered Voters
The concept of LPIN Awards is for Courtesan clients to recognize and honor exceptional LPIN Courtesans and brothels for outstanding customer service. Courtesan clients are the exclusive voters to cast ballots in LPIN Awards contests for awards presentations to Courtesans and brothels, since their perspective is essential for an unbiased patron's point of view. Brothel personnel, management, employees and Courtesans do not vote on awards ultimately presented to them, since it would be a conflict of interest. The methodology of Courtesan clients exclusively casting ballots in LPIN Awards contests is essential to protect the legitimacy of the awards, since they are the brothel patrons that experience Courtesan services and brothel hospitality.
Courtesans, brothel management and employees do not vote on the awards, because it tarnishes the merit of those awards and diminishes the honor of receiving those awards if it's not bestowed upon Courtesans and brothels by Courtesan and brothel customers only. The Finalists and Winners of the LPIN Awards contests must be selected by Courtesan clients exclusively for the honor to be relevant to their performance. In summary, Courtesan clients vote on LPIN Awards, and the prestige and honor is bestowed upon Courtesan and brothel finalists and winners.
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Brothel Information / House Accessibility for Wheel Chairs and Handicap People - Alphabetical Order
« Last post by MrTShirt on September 11, 2017, 07:49:45 PM »MrTShirt's House Accessibility for Wheel Chairs and Handicap People - Alphabetical Order
I toured most of the houses during my trip to Nevada for the LPIN 21 banquet week. I wanted to see if the houses were accessible to a person in a wheel chair.
My test chair was an electric Golden Technologies GP-162. It had battery powered rear wheels with caster front wheels. The chair foot print is 2 ft by 2 ft. Most chairs will occupy a larger space.
Battle Mountain:
Desert Club: Accessible. They have a very spacious bathroom with a double headed shower. Plenty of room for a shower party. Also, it is easy to get to and into a girl's room through the living room. Be sure and quiz Vanity Affair about her "wheel chair" parties.
When driving up, back up against the "Handicap Parking" sign to be on solid ground and to avoid any loose gravel. Follow the sidewalk and gentle ramp.
Carlin:
Dovetail Ranch: Not accessible. All entrances have steps.
Sharon's Bar & Brothel: Not visited, and not sure if open. In past years, inside of facility very tight. Likely not enough room for a wheel chair.
Carson City (Mound House):
Kit Kat Ranch: Accessible. Newly built and easy to get around. Cumisha Amado showed me around including her spacious room. She even has an electric piano in her room and she can play. Cumisha also has a nursing background and is certainly able to assist in a customer transfer between their chair and the bed.
Love Ranch North: Accessible. My initial look at the LRN was a bit disappointed. Getting into the bar area was fine. However, going to the girls' rooms, I saw steps on one side and a steep ramp on the other side. But, at the LPIN banquet I talked to Catrina Costa and Desert Rose. They explained that they have had a number of wheel chair customers and were able to work things out, getting people up and down the ramp. One additional point is that any LRN girl could also use a room in the Sagebrush or Kit Kat facilities if need be.
Moonlite Bunny Ranch: Accessible. A ramp is available at the front door. The bar is spacious and the general bathroom accessible. Same for the rooms.
Sagebrush Ranch: Accessible. The entrance has a ramp to one side of the parking lot that works fine. Once inside, the bar area is spacious, including the bathroom. Also, as Roxy Gold showed me, the isles and girl's room is also spacious. (But, with Roxy, the last thing you want is space. You really want closeness, and she can accommodate.)
Elko:
Desert Rose: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high.
Inez's D&D: Accessible. Actually two ramps, front door ramp and rear door ramp off parking lot. Was able to get around inside. However, the shower table room was inaccessible because of a step.
Mona's Ranch: Accessible. Front door inaccessible due to steps. However, back door has a ramp which allows one to get inside. You will have access to the kitchen and some of the girls' rooms. The other girls' rooms are on the front side of the bar, which are inaccessible due to tight quarters trying to slip past the back of the bar to the front of the bar.
Abby Dixieland pointed out, if a girl's room wasn't able to be reached, one of the back side rooms could be used. Also, to gain access to Mona's, go to Inez's and ask them to show you the back door for Mona's.
Sue's Fantasy Club: Accessible. Rooms might be a bit tight, but manageable.
Ely:
Big 4: Has a High bumpy curb not very accessible. Road to house a little bumpy.
Stardust Ranch: Flat level sidewalk easy to access. Road to house a little bumpy.
(Courtesy of hikingguy2013)
Mina:
Wild Cat Brothel: Accessible? Caution with the gravel parking lot. There is a ramp to the front door and easy to get into the main room. However, when I asked for a tour, I was informed by the manager that they don't give tours. I don't know if they have bathroom facilities suitable for a handicap person. I also don't know about the girls' rooms, but the closed door entrance looked normal.
Also, caution on the "security dog". He is friendly. Overly friendly. If you are fragile, and don't want a 50 lb. dog on your lap (or closer yet) bring a husky friend to run interference.
Pahrump Area:
Alien Cathouse: Accessible. Easy to get around. Tour was provided by Taylor Gates. She had just transferred from the LRV and was not fully unpacked, but her room was adequate for my chair. However, for someone needing a bigger room, the ACH has them.
Chicken Ranch: Accessible. The entrance has a ramp, and the main room is spacious. The facility is older, but I was still able to get around. My tour was conducted by Kandi, including a stop in her room. It was cozy, but adequate for my chair. However, I suspect they could accommodate a larger chair in other rooms.
While Kandi suggested I tour the bar area and their party room, I didn't, but should have. It looked like the bar would be accessible. The party room is meant for "watching sports events" with your buddies. Such a deal. Watch the Saturday afternoon football game, and celebrate the victory with a girl like Kandi.
Love Ranch Vegas: Accessible. Easy to get around. Rooms look sufficient, and they have special rooms that have more room if needed. The "peep room" might be a challenge to get into due to small size, but no reason the peep room show couldn't be moved to another room.
Sheri's Ranch: Accessible. Entrance is via the bar with a ramp out front and handicap parking. Next to the bar area is a spacious area for lineups. To negotiate a party, you go to the girl's room, which is down a spacious, but long hall. The rooms are also spacious. Now, there are some overflow rooms with shared bathrooms that are smaller, but I believe they are still adequate.
Sheri's also has rooms one can rent to stay overnight. One is handicap equipped. However, all those rooms are off to the side of the complex, and a bit of a distance.
Had a discussion with Karli Brooks. She explained to me that they have various handicapped individuals party there. Some come with their caregiver, who sees that the client is transferred from the chair to the bed, waits in the bar during the party, and then comes back to the room to transfer the client back to the wheel chair. Karli also mentioned that Sheri's has a wheel chair on hand in case someone needs some assistance, or the distances are further than they expected. A backup wheel chair is certainly a good idea for any facility, and used ones are relatively cheap.
Sheri's security staff are available to help with luggage.
Sparks (Patrick - exit 28):
Mustang Ranch: Accessible. The entrance leads to the bar, which is also has food. Off to the side is a restroom which is also accessible. I assume the ladies' restroom is the same. The adjacent room where lineups occur is also spacious. The girls' rooms are also big enough.
The negotiation rooms are a bit tight and the wheel chair user has to help the girl to know when to zig and when to zag for both to fit. However, there are plenty of other rooms available if needed.
There are bungalow rooms as well, and they are spacious, but watch the door thresholds.
The Mustang Ranch also has rooms where a customer can rent to stay overnight. In that facility, the A wing isle and the rooms where customers normally stay, are too tight and not accessible. However, they have other wings where the isles are wider and the rooms are spacious, including the bathrooms. Make your needs known, and the staff will accommodate.
The Mustang also has security on duty that could assist a customer transfer from a chair to a bed. The same security staff can help you with luggage if you are staying overnight.
The parking lot is all hard surface and easy to go between the two buildings in an electric chair. However, a manual wheel chair will be a bit harder because the buildings are different levels.
Wells:
Bella's Hacienda Ranch: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high. Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.
Donna's Ranch: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high. Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.
Winnemucca:
All facilities closed, but if they were open, most entrances looked like they had stairs. Pussy Cat Ranch, Villa Joy and Wild West Saloon are currently closed.
Notes:
Each disabled person has unique challenges and they can be completely different that the next disabled person. While, for everyone, each party needs to be discussed, with disabled people, even how the party is to progress needs to be discussed. If a girl doesn't know, make sure they ask the client, or another girl that is experienced in dealing with handicapped people.
Each wheel chair can be different than the next one. Most wheel chairs are meant to come apart without much effort. If you try to assist the person by lifting or pushing a wheelchair, it could come apart and cause the person to be dumped on the ground. Not good. Simple, ask and analyze first, then help.
In summary, the bigger houses and newer houses are more likely to be handicap accessible. The more remote houses likely have little demand for handicap services. One place said I was the first person to show up in a wheel chair in the past 12 years.
My personal experiences with partying have been simple and not complicated. The ladies are very easily able to accommodate the few special requests I have.
I toured most of the houses during my trip to Nevada for the LPIN 21 banquet week. I wanted to see if the houses were accessible to a person in a wheel chair.
My test chair was an electric Golden Technologies GP-162. It had battery powered rear wheels with caster front wheels. The chair foot print is 2 ft by 2 ft. Most chairs will occupy a larger space.
Battle Mountain:
Desert Club: Accessible. They have a very spacious bathroom with a double headed shower. Plenty of room for a shower party. Also, it is easy to get to and into a girl's room through the living room. Be sure and quiz Vanity Affair about her "wheel chair" parties.
When driving up, back up against the "Handicap Parking" sign to be on solid ground and to avoid any loose gravel. Follow the sidewalk and gentle ramp.
Carlin:
Dovetail Ranch: Not accessible. All entrances have steps.
Sharon's Bar & Brothel: Not visited, and not sure if open. In past years, inside of facility very tight. Likely not enough room for a wheel chair.
Carson City (Mound House):
Kit Kat Ranch: Accessible. Newly built and easy to get around. Cumisha Amado showed me around including her spacious room. She even has an electric piano in her room and she can play. Cumisha also has a nursing background and is certainly able to assist in a customer transfer between their chair and the bed.
Love Ranch North: Accessible. My initial look at the LRN was a bit disappointed. Getting into the bar area was fine. However, going to the girls' rooms, I saw steps on one side and a steep ramp on the other side. But, at the LPIN banquet I talked to Catrina Costa and Desert Rose. They explained that they have had a number of wheel chair customers and were able to work things out, getting people up and down the ramp. One additional point is that any LRN girl could also use a room in the Sagebrush or Kit Kat facilities if need be.
Moonlite Bunny Ranch: Accessible. A ramp is available at the front door. The bar is spacious and the general bathroom accessible. Same for the rooms.
Sagebrush Ranch: Accessible. The entrance has a ramp to one side of the parking lot that works fine. Once inside, the bar area is spacious, including the bathroom. Also, as Roxy Gold showed me, the isles and girl's room is also spacious. (But, with Roxy, the last thing you want is space. You really want closeness, and she can accommodate.)
Elko:
Desert Rose: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high.
Inez's D&D: Accessible. Actually two ramps, front door ramp and rear door ramp off parking lot. Was able to get around inside. However, the shower table room was inaccessible because of a step.
Mona's Ranch: Accessible. Front door inaccessible due to steps. However, back door has a ramp which allows one to get inside. You will have access to the kitchen and some of the girls' rooms. The other girls' rooms are on the front side of the bar, which are inaccessible due to tight quarters trying to slip past the back of the bar to the front of the bar.
Abby Dixieland pointed out, if a girl's room wasn't able to be reached, one of the back side rooms could be used. Also, to gain access to Mona's, go to Inez's and ask them to show you the back door for Mona's.
Sue's Fantasy Club: Accessible. Rooms might be a bit tight, but manageable.
Ely:
Big 4: Has a High bumpy curb not very accessible. Road to house a little bumpy.
Stardust Ranch: Flat level sidewalk easy to access. Road to house a little bumpy.
(Courtesy of hikingguy2013)
Mina:
Wild Cat Brothel: Accessible? Caution with the gravel parking lot. There is a ramp to the front door and easy to get into the main room. However, when I asked for a tour, I was informed by the manager that they don't give tours. I don't know if they have bathroom facilities suitable for a handicap person. I also don't know about the girls' rooms, but the closed door entrance looked normal.
Also, caution on the "security dog". He is friendly. Overly friendly. If you are fragile, and don't want a 50 lb. dog on your lap (or closer yet) bring a husky friend to run interference.
Pahrump Area:
Alien Cathouse: Accessible. Easy to get around. Tour was provided by Taylor Gates. She had just transferred from the LRV and was not fully unpacked, but her room was adequate for my chair. However, for someone needing a bigger room, the ACH has them.
Chicken Ranch: Accessible. The entrance has a ramp, and the main room is spacious. The facility is older, but I was still able to get around. My tour was conducted by Kandi, including a stop in her room. It was cozy, but adequate for my chair. However, I suspect they could accommodate a larger chair in other rooms.
While Kandi suggested I tour the bar area and their party room, I didn't, but should have. It looked like the bar would be accessible. The party room is meant for "watching sports events" with your buddies. Such a deal. Watch the Saturday afternoon football game, and celebrate the victory with a girl like Kandi.
Love Ranch Vegas: Accessible. Easy to get around. Rooms look sufficient, and they have special rooms that have more room if needed. The "peep room" might be a challenge to get into due to small size, but no reason the peep room show couldn't be moved to another room.
Sheri's Ranch: Accessible. Entrance is via the bar with a ramp out front and handicap parking. Next to the bar area is a spacious area for lineups. To negotiate a party, you go to the girl's room, which is down a spacious, but long hall. The rooms are also spacious. Now, there are some overflow rooms with shared bathrooms that are smaller, but I believe they are still adequate.
Sheri's also has rooms one can rent to stay overnight. One is handicap equipped. However, all those rooms are off to the side of the complex, and a bit of a distance.
Had a discussion with Karli Brooks. She explained to me that they have various handicapped individuals party there. Some come with their caregiver, who sees that the client is transferred from the chair to the bed, waits in the bar during the party, and then comes back to the room to transfer the client back to the wheel chair. Karli also mentioned that Sheri's has a wheel chair on hand in case someone needs some assistance, or the distances are further than they expected. A backup wheel chair is certainly a good idea for any facility, and used ones are relatively cheap.
Sheri's security staff are available to help with luggage.
Sparks (Patrick - exit 28):
Mustang Ranch: Accessible. The entrance leads to the bar, which is also has food. Off to the side is a restroom which is also accessible. I assume the ladies' restroom is the same. The adjacent room where lineups occur is also spacious. The girls' rooms are also big enough.
The negotiation rooms are a bit tight and the wheel chair user has to help the girl to know when to zig and when to zag for both to fit. However, there are plenty of other rooms available if needed.
There are bungalow rooms as well, and they are spacious, but watch the door thresholds.
The Mustang Ranch also has rooms where a customer can rent to stay overnight. In that facility, the A wing isle and the rooms where customers normally stay, are too tight and not accessible. However, they have other wings where the isles are wider and the rooms are spacious, including the bathrooms. Make your needs known, and the staff will accommodate.
The Mustang also has security on duty that could assist a customer transfer from a chair to a bed. The same security staff can help you with luggage if you are staying overnight.
The parking lot is all hard surface and easy to go between the two buildings in an electric chair. However, a manual wheel chair will be a bit harder because the buildings are different levels.
Wells:
Bella's Hacienda Ranch: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high. Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.
Donna's Ranch: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high. Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.
Winnemucca:
All facilities closed, but if they were open, most entrances looked like they had stairs. Pussy Cat Ranch, Villa Joy and Wild West Saloon are currently closed.
Notes:
Each disabled person has unique challenges and they can be completely different that the next disabled person. While, for everyone, each party needs to be discussed, with disabled people, even how the party is to progress needs to be discussed. If a girl doesn't know, make sure they ask the client, or another girl that is experienced in dealing with handicapped people.
Each wheel chair can be different than the next one. Most wheel chairs are meant to come apart without much effort. If you try to assist the person by lifting or pushing a wheelchair, it could come apart and cause the person to be dumped on the ground. Not good. Simple, ask and analyze first, then help.
In summary, the bigger houses and newer houses are more likely to be handicap accessible. The more remote houses likely have little demand for handicap services. One place said I was the first person to show up in a wheel chair in the past 12 years.
My personal experiences with partying have been simple and not complicated. The ladies are very easily able to accommodate the few special requests I have.
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Brothel Information / House Accessibility for Wheel Chairs and Handicap People - Geographical Order
« Last post by MrTShirt on September 11, 2017, 07:47:05 PM »MrTShirt's House Accessibility for Wheel Chairs and Handicap People - Geographical Order
I toured most of the houses during my trip to Nevada for the LPIN 21 banquet week. I wanted to see if the houses were accessible to a person in a wheel chair.
My test chair was an electric Golden Technologies GP-162. It had battery powered rear wheels with caster front wheels. The chair foot print is 2 ft by 2 ft. Most chairs will occupy a larger space.
Ely:
Big 4: Has a High bumpy curb not very accessible. Road to house a little bumpy.
Stardust Ranch: Flat level sidewalk easy to access. Road to house a little bumpy.
(Courtesy of hikingguy2013)
Wells:
Bella's Hacienda Ranch: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high. Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.
Donna's Ranch: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high. Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.
Elko:
Desert Rose: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high.
Inez's D&D: Accessible. Actually two ramps, front door ramp and rear door ramp off parking lot. Was able to get around inside. However, the shower table room was inaccessible because of a step.
Mona's Ranch: Accessible. Front door inaccessible due to steps. However, back door has a ramp which allows one to get inside. You will have access to the kitchen and some of the girls' rooms. The other girls' rooms are on the front side of the bar, which are inaccessible due to tight quarters trying to slip past the back of the bar to the front of the bar.
Abby Dixieland pointed out, if a girl's room wasn't able to be reached, one of the back side rooms could be used. Also, to gain access to Mona's, go to Inez's and ask them to show you the back door for Mona's.
Sue's Fantasy Club: Accessible. Rooms might be a bit tight, but manageable.
Carlin:
Dovetail Ranch: Not accessible. All entrances have steps.
Sharon's Bar & Brothel: Not visited, and not sure if open. In past years, inside of facility very tight. Likely not enough room for a wheel chair.
Battle Mountain:
Desert Club: Accessible. They have a very spacious bathroom with a double headed shower. Plenty of room for a shower party. Also, it is easy to get to and into a girl's room through the living room. Be sure and quiz Vanity Affair about her "wheel chair" parties.
When driving up, back up against the "Handicap Parking" sign to be on solid ground and to avoid any loose gravel. Follow the sidewalk and gentle ramp.
Winnemucca:
All facilities closed, but if they were open, most entrances looked like they had stairs. Pussy Cat Ranch, Villa Joy and Wild West Saloon are currently closed.
Sparks (Patrick - exit 28):
Mustang Ranch: Accessible. The entrance leads to the bar, which is also has food. Off to the side is a restroom which is also accessible. I assume the ladies restroom is the same. The adjacent room where lineups occur is also spacious. The girls' rooms are also big enough.
The negotiation rooms are a bit tight and the wheel chair user has to help the girl to know when to zig and when to zag for both to fit. However, there are plenty of other rooms available if needed.
There are bungalow rooms as well, and they are spacious, but watch the door thresholds.
The Mustang Ranch also has rooms where a customer can rent to stay overnight. In that facility, the A wing isle and the rooms where customers normally stay, are too tight and not accessible. However, they have other wings where the isles are wider and the rooms are spacious, including the bathrooms. Make your needs known, and the staff will accommodate.
The Mustang also has security on duty that could assist a customer transfer from a chair to a bed. The same security staff can help you with luggage if you are staying overnight.
The parking lot is all hard surface and easy to go between the two buildings in an electric chair. However, a manual wheel chair will be a bit harder because the buildings are different levels.
Carson City (Mound House):
Kit Kat Ranch: Accessible. Newly built and easy to get around. Cumisha Amado showed me around including her spacious room. She even has an electric piano in her room and she can play. Cumisha also has a nursing background and is certainly able to assist in a customer transfer between their chair and the bed.
Love Ranch North: Accessible. My initial look at the LRN was a bit disappointed. Getting into the bar area was fine. However, going to the girls' rooms, I saw steps on one side and a steep ramp on the other side. But, at the LPIN banquet I talked to Catrina Costa and Desert Rose. They explained that they have had a number of wheel chair customers and were able to work things out, getting people up and down the ramp. One additional point is that any LRN girl could also use a room in the Sagebrush or Kit Kat facilities if need be.
Moonlite Bunny Ranch: Accessible. A ramp is available at the front door. The bar is spacious and the general bathroom accessible. Same for the rooms.
Sagebrush Ranch: Accessible. The entrance has a ramp to one side of the parking lot that works fine. Once inside, the bar area is spacious, including the bathroom. Also, as Roxy Gold showed me, the isles and girl's room is also spacious. (But, with Roxy, the last thing you want is space. You really want closeness, and she can accommodate.)
Mina:
Wild Cat Brothel: Accessible? Caution with the gravel parking lot. There is a ramp to the front door and easy to get into the main room. However, when I asked for a tour, I was informed by the manager that they don't give tours. I don't know if they have bathroom facilities suitable for a handicap person. I also don't know about the girls' rooms, but the closed door entrance looked normal.
Also, caution on the "security dog". He is friendly. Overly friendly. If you are fragile, and don't want a 50 lb. dog on your lap (or closer yet) bring a husky friend to "run interference".
Pahrump Area:
Alien Cathouse: Accessible. Easy to get around. Tour was provided by Taylor Gates. She had just transferred from the LRV and was not fully unpacked, but her room was adequate for my chair. However, for someone needing a bigger room, the ACH has them.
Chicken Ranch: Accessible. The entrance has a ramp, and the main room is spacious. The facility is older, but I was still able to get around. My tour was conducted by Kandi, including a stop in her room. It was cozy, but adequate for my chair. However, I suspect they could accommodate a larger chair in other rooms.
While Kandi suggested I tour the bar area and their "party room", I didn't, but should have. It looked like the bar would be accessible. The party room is meant for "watching sports events" with your buddies. Such a deal. Watch the Saturday afternoon football game, and celebrate the victory with a girl like Kandi.
Love Ranch Vegas: Accessible. Easy to get around. Rooms look sufficient, and they have special rooms that have more room if needed. The "peep room" might be a challenge to get into due to small size, but no reason the peep room show couldn't be moved to another room.
Sheri's Ranch: Accessible. Entrance is via the bar with a ramp out front and handicap parking. Next to the bar area is a spacious area for lineups. To negotiate a party, you go to the girl's room, which is down a spacious, but long hall. The rooms are also spacious. Now, there are some overflow rooms with shared bathrooms that are smaller, but I believe they are still adequate.
Sheri's also has rooms one can rent to stay overnight. One is handicap equipped. However, all those rooms are off to the side of the complex, and a bit of a distance.
Had a discussion with Karli Brooks. She explained to me that they have various handicapped individuals party there. Some come with their caregiver, who sees that the client is transferred from the chair to the bed, waits in the bar during the party, and then comes back to the room to transfer the client back to the wheel chair. Karli also mentioned that Sheri's has a wheel chair on hand in case someone needs some assistance, or the distances are further than they expected. A backup wheel chair is certainly a good idea for any facility, and used ones are relatively cheap.
Sheri's security staff are available to help with luggage.
Notes:
Each disabled person has unique challenges and they can be completely different that the next disabled person. While, for everyone, each party needs to be discussed, with disabled people, even how the party is to progress needs to be discussed. If a girl doesn't know, make sure they ask the client, or another girl that is experienced in dealing with handicapped people.
Each wheel chair can be different than the next one. Most wheel chairs are meant to come apart without much effort. If you try to assist the person by lifting or pushing a wheelchair, it could come apart and cause the person to be dumped on the ground. Not good. Simple, ask and analyze first, then help.
In summary, the bigger houses and newer houses are more likely to be handicap accessible. The more remote houses likely have little demand for handicap services. One place said I was the first person to show up in a wheel chair in the past 12 years.
My personal experiences with partying have been simple and not complicated. The ladies are very easily able to accommodate the few special requests I have.
I toured most of the houses during my trip to Nevada for the LPIN 21 banquet week. I wanted to see if the houses were accessible to a person in a wheel chair.
My test chair was an electric Golden Technologies GP-162. It had battery powered rear wheels with caster front wheels. The chair foot print is 2 ft by 2 ft. Most chairs will occupy a larger space.
Ely:
Big 4: Has a High bumpy curb not very accessible. Road to house a little bumpy.
Stardust Ranch: Flat level sidewalk easy to access. Road to house a little bumpy.
(Courtesy of hikingguy2013)
Wells:
Bella's Hacienda Ranch: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high. Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.
Donna's Ranch: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high. Park close to building. Gravel parking lot surface could be a problem.
Elko:
Desert Rose: Not accessible. Entrance door frame bottom too high.
Inez's D&D: Accessible. Actually two ramps, front door ramp and rear door ramp off parking lot. Was able to get around inside. However, the shower table room was inaccessible because of a step.
Mona's Ranch: Accessible. Front door inaccessible due to steps. However, back door has a ramp which allows one to get inside. You will have access to the kitchen and some of the girls' rooms. The other girls' rooms are on the front side of the bar, which are inaccessible due to tight quarters trying to slip past the back of the bar to the front of the bar.
Abby Dixieland pointed out, if a girl's room wasn't able to be reached, one of the back side rooms could be used. Also, to gain access to Mona's, go to Inez's and ask them to show you the back door for Mona's.
Sue's Fantasy Club: Accessible. Rooms might be a bit tight, but manageable.
Carlin:
Dovetail Ranch: Not accessible. All entrances have steps.
Sharon's Bar & Brothel: Not visited, and not sure if open. In past years, inside of facility very tight. Likely not enough room for a wheel chair.
Battle Mountain:
Desert Club: Accessible. They have a very spacious bathroom with a double headed shower. Plenty of room for a shower party. Also, it is easy to get to and into a girl's room through the living room. Be sure and quiz Vanity Affair about her "wheel chair" parties.
When driving up, back up against the "Handicap Parking" sign to be on solid ground and to avoid any loose gravel. Follow the sidewalk and gentle ramp.
Winnemucca:
All facilities closed, but if they were open, most entrances looked like they had stairs. Pussy Cat Ranch, Villa Joy and Wild West Saloon are currently closed.
Sparks (Patrick - exit 28):
Mustang Ranch: Accessible. The entrance leads to the bar, which is also has food. Off to the side is a restroom which is also accessible. I assume the ladies restroom is the same. The adjacent room where lineups occur is also spacious. The girls' rooms are also big enough.
The negotiation rooms are a bit tight and the wheel chair user has to help the girl to know when to zig and when to zag for both to fit. However, there are plenty of other rooms available if needed.
There are bungalow rooms as well, and they are spacious, but watch the door thresholds.
The Mustang Ranch also has rooms where a customer can rent to stay overnight. In that facility, the A wing isle and the rooms where customers normally stay, are too tight and not accessible. However, they have other wings where the isles are wider and the rooms are spacious, including the bathrooms. Make your needs known, and the staff will accommodate.
The Mustang also has security on duty that could assist a customer transfer from a chair to a bed. The same security staff can help you with luggage if you are staying overnight.
The parking lot is all hard surface and easy to go between the two buildings in an electric chair. However, a manual wheel chair will be a bit harder because the buildings are different levels.
Carson City (Mound House):
Kit Kat Ranch: Accessible. Newly built and easy to get around. Cumisha Amado showed me around including her spacious room. She even has an electric piano in her room and she can play. Cumisha also has a nursing background and is certainly able to assist in a customer transfer between their chair and the bed.
Love Ranch North: Accessible. My initial look at the LRN was a bit disappointed. Getting into the bar area was fine. However, going to the girls' rooms, I saw steps on one side and a steep ramp on the other side. But, at the LPIN banquet I talked to Catrina Costa and Desert Rose. They explained that they have had a number of wheel chair customers and were able to work things out, getting people up and down the ramp. One additional point is that any LRN girl could also use a room in the Sagebrush or Kit Kat facilities if need be.
Moonlite Bunny Ranch: Accessible. A ramp is available at the front door. The bar is spacious and the general bathroom accessible. Same for the rooms.
Sagebrush Ranch: Accessible. The entrance has a ramp to one side of the parking lot that works fine. Once inside, the bar area is spacious, including the bathroom. Also, as Roxy Gold showed me, the isles and girl's room is also spacious. (But, with Roxy, the last thing you want is space. You really want closeness, and she can accommodate.)
Mina:
Wild Cat Brothel: Accessible? Caution with the gravel parking lot. There is a ramp to the front door and easy to get into the main room. However, when I asked for a tour, I was informed by the manager that they don't give tours. I don't know if they have bathroom facilities suitable for a handicap person. I also don't know about the girls' rooms, but the closed door entrance looked normal.
Also, caution on the "security dog". He is friendly. Overly friendly. If you are fragile, and don't want a 50 lb. dog on your lap (or closer yet) bring a husky friend to "run interference".
Pahrump Area:
Alien Cathouse: Accessible. Easy to get around. Tour was provided by Taylor Gates. She had just transferred from the LRV and was not fully unpacked, but her room was adequate for my chair. However, for someone needing a bigger room, the ACH has them.
Chicken Ranch: Accessible. The entrance has a ramp, and the main room is spacious. The facility is older, but I was still able to get around. My tour was conducted by Kandi, including a stop in her room. It was cozy, but adequate for my chair. However, I suspect they could accommodate a larger chair in other rooms.
While Kandi suggested I tour the bar area and their "party room", I didn't, but should have. It looked like the bar would be accessible. The party room is meant for "watching sports events" with your buddies. Such a deal. Watch the Saturday afternoon football game, and celebrate the victory with a girl like Kandi.
Love Ranch Vegas: Accessible. Easy to get around. Rooms look sufficient, and they have special rooms that have more room if needed. The "peep room" might be a challenge to get into due to small size, but no reason the peep room show couldn't be moved to another room.
Sheri's Ranch: Accessible. Entrance is via the bar with a ramp out front and handicap parking. Next to the bar area is a spacious area for lineups. To negotiate a party, you go to the girl's room, which is down a spacious, but long hall. The rooms are also spacious. Now, there are some overflow rooms with shared bathrooms that are smaller, but I believe they are still adequate.
Sheri's also has rooms one can rent to stay overnight. One is handicap equipped. However, all those rooms are off to the side of the complex, and a bit of a distance.
Had a discussion with Karli Brooks. She explained to me that they have various handicapped individuals party there. Some come with their caregiver, who sees that the client is transferred from the chair to the bed, waits in the bar during the party, and then comes back to the room to transfer the client back to the wheel chair. Karli also mentioned that Sheri's has a wheel chair on hand in case someone needs some assistance, or the distances are further than they expected. A backup wheel chair is certainly a good idea for any facility, and used ones are relatively cheap.
Sheri's security staff are available to help with luggage.
Notes:
Each disabled person has unique challenges and they can be completely different that the next disabled person. While, for everyone, each party needs to be discussed, with disabled people, even how the party is to progress needs to be discussed. If a girl doesn't know, make sure they ask the client, or another girl that is experienced in dealing with handicapped people.
Each wheel chair can be different than the next one. Most wheel chairs are meant to come apart without much effort. If you try to assist the person by lifting or pushing a wheelchair, it could come apart and cause the person to be dumped on the ground. Not good. Simple, ask and analyze first, then help.
In summary, the bigger houses and newer houses are more likely to be handicap accessible. The more remote houses likely have little demand for handicap services. One place said I was the first person to show up in a wheel chair in the past 12 years.
My personal experiences with partying have been simple and not complicated. The ladies are very easily able to accommodate the few special requests I have.